What English jokes do you know?

It's a little long, a little deep, and it will be funny to understand. Can't explain, the first explanation is yellow, and the second explanation is boring: one day a man walked into a bar, and to his surprise, he saw a little man playing a small piano. Shocked, the man asked the bartender where he got this amazing man. The bartender replied that there was a fairy in the closet who could grant him a wish. The man rushed into the closet, and as the bartender said, there was a fairy in it. The man didn't hesitate to make a wish for one million dollars, but 1 10,000 ducks immediately appeared and filled the bar. The man shouted angrily at the bartender, "I think your fairy is a liar!" I asked for a million dollars, but I got a million ducks. " The bartender shook his head and replied, "So ... do you really think I want a 12 inch pianist?" For the sake of taking out the computer and typing by hand for so long, please give me a compliment if you understand it. Don't be forced if you don't understand.