A joke about Jing M country

Jing M. Guo revealed himself in Sina Weibo yesterday: "Just after the security check, the uncle at the airport called me loudly: Little friend! Kid! This way! I asked: Why? Uncle: ... oh? Are you in first class? Then you should go there. Where are your parents? "alone," I said, "yes!" I really feel like I'm just carrying a backpack, so I understand ... "

I am so good: taller than Jing M.Guo, whiter than Bolt, smaller than Shenyang, handsomer than I am, longer than my neck, stronger than Gong Hanlin, less acne than Liu Xiang, better than Zeng Ge's singing, clearer than Jay Chou's enunciation, and better than Brad Pitt's Chinese ... I can't help laughing when I see that I am better than so many celebrities. . .