If you have any good jokes or jokes, write a paragraph and adopt them casually.

1, there was a man who drank too much wine and drank it every day. His wife is very disgusted and always tries to make him change. Once, he was drunk again, and his wife secretly put a pair of pig livers in the dirt he spit out. When he woke up, his wife warned him, "Look, you were so drunk that you spit out your liver. People have five internal organs, and now you have vomited a dirty one. If you drink again in the future, your life will be in danger! " The man glanced at the pig liver and casually said, "The Tang Priest has only three zang organs, and he can still go to the Western Heaven to get Buddhist scriptures. Now I only spit out one dirty thing, but it's dirtier than him. What are you afraid of? " ! "

Human sandbag

When in a bad mood, you can use him to practice boxing and wax.

2, powerful bottle opener

Give him all the caps that can't be opened.

3. Natural heater

It is cold in winter and can be used to keep warm.

4. Small crane

When you move, use it to move everything you can't move.

5. Value-added machines

This month's salary is gone. Use it to temporarily increase the value of your wallet.

6, takeaway courier

If you don't want to be lazy, you can ask him to buy it.

7. Soft pillows

You can use his shoulder as a pillow on a long-distance bus or plane.

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