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"I am who I am, and I get angry when I see myself."
It is in the process of getting along with Aries that I got the following verification, which is absolutely true, so I want to vomit. This article is only used to spit.
If you are an Aries, come and sit down:
Go to Aries-
1, I am me. It's fireworks of different colors. You say I explode easily, but sometimes I get angry when I see myself.
2, people are careless in front, it doesn't matter what, people secretly poke behind, others want to think about what a punctuation mark means for a long time. . .
3. It is said that I am born bohemian and love freedom, except for poor travel.
4. When I am kind to you, I make you feel that it is no problem to build a heaven or even die.
When it's bad for you, everything you say, good or bad, is fucking thunder.
He also said, "Come on, you hit me, you hit me." God, can I kick him to death?
5. Sensibility, super sensibility, super super sensibility. That's why I tried to kill him many times.
Not in the mood. .
Not in the mood!
Shit!
Find the stone!
6, suddenly in a bad mood, inexplicable!
Forgive me for being so optimistic and sunny that a big shooter can't even step on it. It's also a collapse.
Over time, I finally found a cure for him, only three words-
Nothing! Look! Him!
It turns out that I was right. Ignore him, and he will be fine. Do you find it strange?
7. Thieves are sensitive.
The shooter is really careless and has a big heart. Aries is absolutely hypocritical and careless, with developed sensitive nerves.
You're still beautiful here, and you're still high. Suddenly, people, uh, don't want to open up.
He will never let you know why!
Mm-hmm. Is there wood?
8, heavy feelings and heavy righteousness!
I didn't praise him. Buddies, classmates, friends, friends of friends, classmates of classmates, buddies of buddies, shh, they are all more important than you!
But he won't admit it if he is killed!
Everyone has a B number in their hearts, children's shoes!
So let him go to his billiard hall (billiard hall, there is nothing to laugh at), and he will be back soon.
9. It looks generous.
Yes, the point is-look! Get up! Come on!
Wow Kaka, don't ask me how I know! This is deeply hidden, and you will only find it if you live together all the year round!
(It turns out that this is a common problem for most men. )
10, poor memory! Super bad!
So far, I have lost countless cards and forgotten countless passwords. Of course, I finally confiscated everything.
Sagittarius just doesn't hold grudges, and Aries doesn't remember anything! (I can't remember it at all)
1 1, super lazy!
Lying in bed and letting him get up to get something is definitely slow motion!
Have you ever seen a sloth? That's it!
12, the master of cold jokes!
I thought I was humorous, and then the air froze. I was wondering why you didn't share the stage with him. . .
It is said that Sagittarius and Aries are made for each other. In fact, the shooter is also very broken.
Ok, let's call it a day!
Life needs to spit!
Spit at me next time, big shooter, there are quite a lot of slots!
Pure entertainment, all couples in the world, are accompanied by disgust, want to kill him together, and start to miss each other separately!
Well, spit, not just the lifestyle of young people!
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