What would you say to your ex-boyfriend if Didi really called him by taxi?

This kind of question can be answered not only by ex-girlfriends, but also by ex-boyfriends. As a 24-year-old young man who hasn't taken a driver's license test, it must be really mixed up for me to drive a Didi special car! But it's also fun to think about it. Without any training, I became the legendary "old driver".

"Hey, beauty, here we are!" I glanced at the rearview mirror. She was reaching into her red bag, ready to reach for her mobile phone. This scene has been repeated countless times before. At first, I couldn't help looking back at some beautiful women and saying a few words by the way. Now I watch more, but I have lost that impulse. It's better to earn more money than to look around. I looked around, and it was still blurred 3 meters away, so I didn't want to wear eyes. I had to give up, take out my mobile phone and start looking for the next customer.

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"You look like a friend of mine." The beauty spoke. I have heard this for more than 300 times, but this is not my public face, but a routine. First I said a lot, and then I said,' Friend, I have no money. Next time I have something to ask my brother, I promise I will help you. It's just that this woman is a little green. Everyone else is halfway through. She said it when she got off the bus. She ran from east to west. This is absolutely inevitable!

"Oh, oh, they all say I look like Daniel Wu" played a sly trick, trying to break the chatter behind her.

"Poof, who said that? But you really look like a friend of mine. " She tried to pull it back by force.

"Everyone is like this ..."

"Are you a king? ! ! ! "She was so excited that she looked like she was going to have an orgasm.

"yes! Do you want to sign it? " The first time I drove, someone called my name. I was so excited that I couldn't sleep all night. Later, I learned that my name was displayed on the car! People in the city really have a deep routine!

"Aren't you curious how I know?" She's showing her IQ again! ! !

"Peep!" I brushed several times, but I couldn't find the right one. Plus, she kept talking in the car, and I began to lose patience.

"Yes, I peeked, just like I used to peek at your homework." She's a little angry.

"And you are? Class representative? ! "Oh, my God! What is the biggest fear of being a drip driver? Of course, I met an acquaintance! Especially my classmates, they not only don't give money by car, but also often invite me to the wedding! Full moon wine or something! Heartache! I'm starting to panic! I feel like I'm dying!

"I am Qingqing!" She was even more annoyed and almost cried.

"Are you Qingqing?" I'm a little surprised. I haven't heard that name for a long time. In order to stay away from this damn name, I even changed a city. Later, I heard that she also came, and I changed to another city. Didn't expect to meet her!

"How did you get here?" Now it's my turn to worry!

"In order to find you!" She said half angrily.

"Looking for me? What do you want from me? " I'm a little curious. When we parted peacefully, we wouldn't have chased me with a kitchen knife and hacked me to death, would we?

At this moment, an aunt came over with a smile. I thought there was another order, but I was still elated. However, I immediately panicked about her next move. I saw that she quickly took out a small piece of paper, wrote something quickly, and then posted it on my car and trotted away! What a flexible aunt! Don't! That note looks like a ticket!

"For the sake of ..."

"Don't for! I got a ticket again! You have to pay twice as much for this! I just talked to you for so long, slept in the car for so long, slept with you, and got a ticket. This can't be less! " I give a stern warning.

After that, I decisively took out my mobile phone, scanned the QR code, kicked the door open, got out of the car angrily, and didn't forget to slam the door.

"Old temper!" I shook my head helplessly and drove away.

"Bah, you deserve to be single!" Someone is standing in front of the Hilton Hotel and spitting hard!