A little joke that laughed for a second.

The little joke I found in a second is as follows;

1. In the past, seven points of beauty were destined, and three points depended on dressing up. Now it's destined to rely on the filter.

I just went to a small shop to buy water. I saw my boss fall asleep in the rocking chair, and the proprietress gave him a leg. I feel so loving for a moment. I can't bear to disturb them. I took two bottles of coke and left quietly.

In fairy tales, the prince and princess finally live a happy life, mainly because one is beautiful and the other is very rich.

When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

5. The world is so strange. Poverty limits my imagination, but not my weight.

6. I took the bus that day and suddenly wanted to fart. I really can't help it. When there was music, I farted several times in batches according to the rhythm, and then I found that I was wearing headphones.

7. Look in the mirror when you look good. After all, this fantasy doesn't happen every day, and the opportunity is rare, so we should cherish it.

8. If you get married, you have to marry the Tang Priest. I can afford skin care products myself, but if I can't afford them, I will eat them as skin care products.

9. When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers for you on the wall.

10, don't be afraid to refuse. If one person refuses, he will confess to ten people. If ten people don't accept it, they will confess to a hundred people. If you persist for a long time, someone will be blind.