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What are the classic jokes of Tianjin Allegro?

1. When waiting in line, follow the order and do not fight or rush. Be courteous when you get off first and then get up, and apologize when you encounter a collision. You cannot throw garbage in the car or throw it out of the window. Don't be noisy or joking when riding in the car, stay quiet and polite. If you meet an elderly person, give up your seat and be considerate and cooperative. Thank you, goodbye, sorry, civilized language should be remembered.

2. Allegro A said: Dress neatly when you come to school and say hello to each other. When you see a teacher, you say hello, and when you see a classmate, you say hello. If you want to show your vitality, you should stand like a pine tree and sit like a bell. The neck should be straight, the waist should be straight, the shoulders should be open and the hands should be straight. Girls should have a stable posture and their movements should not be too showy. When wearing a skirt, sit with your knees together and do not put your hands between your legs.

3. It is not advisable to lean on or lean on when sitting, and do not shake your legs when standing. Good manners are cultivated from an early age, and strict requirements are the key. A and B both said: Class time is coming soon, so prepare reference books in advance. Concentrate and listen carefully, raise your hand to ask questions to respect the teacher. Enter the teacher's office, shout a report and wait for a reply. If there is no answer, you cannot eavesdrop or break in.

4. When an adult moves the chopsticks and then moves the chopsticks, the chopsticks cannot be pointed at random. It is taboo not to pick, pick or browse randomly, and to knock and insert randomly. It's impolite to stand up to pick up food. Move to the front and eat again. Allegro B said: If you want to pick up food for others, using serving chopsticks is popular. When toasting someone, drink in moderation and don't make a fool of yourself by drinking too much. The word "property" should be given first, and being overly enthusiastic is annoying. Quiet dining is so harmonious, we all can do it.

5. A and B both said: Politeness and etiquette are widely used, but discipline and respect for others are the key. The rejuvenation of China takes the lead, and it depends on everyone to carry it forward. Carry forward tradition and emphasize virtue, advocate civilization and establish new trends. ***Welcome to the Olympic Games in 2008, civilized etiquette is passed down from generation to generation. Civilized etiquette generation! generation! pass!