Who can make up a joke? The funnier it is, the more I will adopt it. Note: only three weeks.

Who can make up a joke? The funnier it is, the more I will adopt it. Note: only three weeks 1, waiting for my boy, I must appear in your household registration book, otherwise I can't be your wife and I will be your stepmother!

I can't find you in Baidu, so I have to go to sogou!

Go ahead, don't spoil the word youth, you are already in beginning of autumn!

4. If one day, I fall down. Please remember: I will come back for you!

5. There are no windtight walls and no hanging beams.

6. I'm not a playboy, but I'm too attached to every girl. I don't mind if you say I'm affectionate!

7. Don't call me a night owl. Please call me: black mask!

8. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ!

Whoever can make me laugh, I will listen to his jokes. I have a friend named Egg, and he farted, so I told him I smelled a faint chrysanthemum smell.

Whoever tells funny jokes will adopt them. A: I changed my avatar. Do you think my avatar is awesome?

B: Yes!

I'll take whoever is funny. Someone called and then he hung up.

People who tell jokes are very interesting. The young man asked the Zen master, "I have never been able to catch up with the girl I like." What should I do? " The Zen master opened his eyes and pointed to the snail struggling to crawl on the trunk next to him. The young man suddenly realized, "Zen master, do you mean that as long as you persevere like this snail, you will always succeed?" The Zen master swung the wooden fish and slammed it: "Silly X, you have to have a decent house like it first!" " "

The Zen master held a bowl and asked the young people to fill it. The young man filled the bowl with stones. The Zen master said that the bowl was not full yet, so he added some sand and asked, is it full now? The young man hesitated for a moment and said, if it is not full, you can add water and then salt until it is saturated. If not, use salt with high solubility, or add hydrofluoric acid to dissolve the sand, then evaporate the residual liquid, add high-temperature melting, and then reduce it to silicon to make a flash memory full of data. Zen master: ... hum! Eat my merciful and pitying hands!

The young woman asked the Zen master why men don't like me. The Zen master asked, do you know why most men prefer rough seas to calm lakes? I see, because the sea has a sense of conquest, men dare to challenge! Zen master: What a challenge, because the sea is full of waves!

Whoever tells me a joke is funnier. This is my carefully selected 10 paragraph! It's all hilarious. I hope you like it 1. The headmaster and the English teacher visited a middle school in France. The headmaster spoke in the auditorium and the English teacher translated. Principal: "Teachers and students!" English teacher: "Ladies and gentlemen!" Principal: "Ladies and gentlemen!" English teacher-_-! Thought for a moment and said, "Good morning!" Principal: "Good morning!" English teacher: ... = = "Khan 2. It is said that there is a polar bear who wants to wear sunglasses to see things because the snow is too dazzling, but he can't find sunglasses, so he crawls around on the ground with his eyes closed until his hands and feet are dirty. Put on sunglasses and look in the mirror, only to find: Oh, I'm a panda. One day, three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". According to legend, as long as they stand on the edge of the valley and shout what they want, and then jump into the valley, they will get what they want. So the three of them decided to have a try. The first one was a goat, so he shouted "Woman! Woman! "The next jump is really all beautiful women waiting for him. The second is a bookworm, shouting "book, book, book!" "Then, he jumped into the valley and got books full of pits and valleys. The third is an indecisive person. He can't decide what he likes best after careful consideration. After an hour, he finally made up his mind that money is the most useful thing, so he went to the edge of the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone and scolded, "Shit! "Unexpectedly, an unstable center of gravity fell into the valley! The result ... I don't need to say it ~ 4. A female alien engaged in biological research came to the earth. Turning around, she felt that there were many things worth learning from human genes, so she arrested a person and wanted to bring him back with written information about human genes. But the ship is too small to take him away, and the information is too huge to take away at one time. When she was anxious, the computer help system of the spaceship said, "This man has a small stick that can solve all your problems ..." Then she suddenly realized and smiled and said to the drooling man. . . . . Give me the USB flash drive! " One day, three little pigs built three huts to avoid being chased by wolves. Wolves easily destroyed straw houses, wooden houses and brick houses. Three little pigs ran as fast as they could, but the wolf caught up with them. The three little pigs said in despair, it's up to you. We gave up, whatever you wanted. At this moment, the wolf grinned and drooled and said, Then tell me where Little Red Riding Hood is. 6. Someone's newly-installed phone has just been rented out by the cinema, so people often call to ask about the movies being shown. At the beginning, he always explained politely that this phone is no longer his, so please don't call again. After a long time, he also felt annoyed and simply said, "You have the wrong number!" " This will also save some saliva. One day, a familiar voice came from the other side: "What movie is showing now?" As usual, he said, "You have the wrong number!" After a moment of silence, the other party replied, "Is it a domestic film or a foreign film? 7. Three white rabbits picked a mushroom, and the two big ones asked the small ones to get some wild vegetables to eat together. The youngest said I wouldn't go, so you ate my mushrooms. The two older ones said no, and the little white rabbit went ~ ~ ~ Half a year passed, and the little white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The big one can't come back. Let's eat at home. Another big one said, wait ~ ~ a year has passed, and the little white rabbit hasn't come back yet. The two big ones don't have to wait for us to eat. Just then, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the nearby jungle and said angrily, Look! I know you want to eat my mushrooms. 8. Xiaoming lost a leg in a car accident, and Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident. 9. Xiaoming lost another leg in a car accident, which made him cry and cry ~ ~ ~ very pitiful. In fact, Xiao Ming is a dog. The bad guy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! College student A: I'm from Jiaotong University. B: I'm from Peking University. College student C: I'm from TV University (Electric Power University)! The result was electrocuted ... cold ~ ~10. Mom: "Son, son! Come on! "It's so easy!" What is this? "son:"' this is too simple'. "Mom:" Why not simply say it? "Son:" Ah, it's really' too simple'! "Mom:" You didn't think I would hit you, did you? " After that, he taught his son a lesson. Then, my mother asked, "What does this word mean?" Son: "What? "Mom:" What do I mean by' what'? " Son: "What!" Later, the mother taught her son another lesson ... After the punishment, the mother asked again, "Well, ask you again, and you will be fine if you tell your mother." Son: "um U_U~". "Mom:" What do you often hear from people? "Son:" (whoops) ... "

I adopted whoever said a word to make me laugh. God needed a cell phone, so Jobs went. . . God was short of bodyguards, so Bruce Lee went. . . God was short of singers, so Leslie Cheung went. . . God was short of killers, so bin Laden went. . . God lacked dancers, so Jackson went. . . Lord Almighty, are you short of a class teacher? If you are short, take our head teacher away!

How about telling a joke? I will use the most interesting one. Thank you. A deer walked and walked, and then it became a highway.

Adopt it

Tell a joke, whose joke is funny. I will take Khrushchev to visit the farm. The reporter took a photo of him and the pig in the pigsty. The next day, he saw a postscript in the newspaper: The third from left is Comrade Khrushchev.

What's the funny joke? The higher the score, the funnier I give. There used to be a mountain.

There is a temple in the mountains.

There is an old monk and a young monk in the temple.

The old monk is telling a story to the young monk. What is he talking about?

Speak:

There is a mountain next door,

There is a buddhist nun in the mountains.

There is an old nun and a little nun in buddhist nun.

The old nun is telling a story to the little nun.

What are you talking about?

Speak:

There is a mountain next door,

There is a temple in the mountains.

There is an old monk and a young monk in the temple.

The old monk is telling a story to the young monk. What is he talking about?

Speak:

Once upon a time there was a mountain,

There is a temple in the mountains.

There is an old monk and a young monk in the temple.

The old monk is telling a story to the young monk. What is he talking about?

Speak:

There is a mountain next door,

There is a buddhist nun in the mountains.

There is an old nun and a little nun in buddhist nun.

The old nun is telling a story to the little nun.

What are you talking about?

Speak:

There is a mountain next door,

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