The simplest funny brain teaser

I can't believe there are such efficient brain teasers. Have you played them all? Let's play together. The following is the simplest funny brain teaser I prepared

I can't believe there are such efficient brain teasers. Have you played them all? Let's play together. The following is the simplest funny brain teaser I prepared for you. I hope you like it!

The simplest and most interesting brain teasers are very popular

1. Who is Mi's mother? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower and a peanut.

2. The mother in the air gave a mineral answer: mica.

3. Herbal medicine meets a compound Answer: benzene.

4. 1 A sheep was grazing, and a wolf passed by without eating the sheep. Another wolf passed by and still didn't eat the sheep. The third wolf passed by, and the sheep shouted at the wolf, but the wolf still didn't eat the sheep. Answer: Shrimp is deaf and blind to blind lobster.

5. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes to thin ones.

6. Dialogue between Chicken and Duck Answer: Chicken and duck talk.

7. How to keep the duck from flying away Answer: It is difficult to give him wings.

8. Two girls type a word. Answer: posture

9. There is a boat that has never been launched. Why the boat? Answer: spaceship.

10. It comes from the ocean and underground and is refined to the extreme; Serving people for a long time, seasoning can not be separated from it. Answer: salt.

1 1. I'm not afraid of being smashed to pieces. I'm innocent in the world. Answer: lime.

12. Trees have eyes, western beauties, chin cupped, people around you, heart and death, talking about themselves, ten pieces of furniture, children living together. Answer: It's really hard to forget you.

13. The hotter something is, the more it likes to come out. Answer: Sweat.

14. A full cup of coffee with a coin in it, but not wet. Why? Answer: dry coffee.

15. Were there any great men born in England? Answer: Not all babies.

16. The illiterate person covers the ear of the literate person and lets him read his wife's letter. Why did he do it? Answer: People who can read are afraid to hear what their wives say.

17. Peter is dizzy in the car. Why doesn't he change places with the man by the window? Answer: There is no one there.

18. There is a watch in the store that is cheaper than the purchase price, but the store does not lose money. where is the money to come from? Answer: from the repair fee.

19. The teacher asked the students to write an article about milk in 200 words. Why did Chamir only write 20 words? Answer: Misha wrote condensed milk.

20. The store marked two-barrel guns with a range of 160m. Why is the actual range only 80m? Answer: Don't the double rings add up just right?

The simplest funny brain teaser recommendation

1. Why don't poets tell the answer like novelists and essayists: poetry can't be a master without buying a few dollars.

2. Why does grandma always hold her grandson's hand when crossing the street? Answer: Grandma is timid.

3. Why is there only video and no sound on the TV of Dalong's house tonight? A: This is a pantomime.

4. Dad lost something. Why is Mom so happy? Answer: He got rid of his bad habits.

5. Why did the hammer lose money? Answer: He has money.

6. Why did Kobe suddenly eat less for a month? Answer: the second month.

7. Why did Kobe suddenly eat less for a month? Answer: the second month.

8. One thing is much lighter than the weight that Hercules can lift, but Hercules can't lift it. What is this? Answer: himself.

9. What can I do to realize my dream? Answer: Turn on the alarm clock before going to bed.

10. It is said that the poem written by Jamie was stolen from a book, but Jamie denied it. What is his reason? A: The poem is still in the book.

1 1. Things falling from the plane hit people, but people were not injured. Why? Answer: The paratroopers were hit by umbrellas.

12. Xiaohua stood as high as the dining table, but after two years, she moved freely under the table. Why? Answer: Xiaohua is a dog.

13. A wanted man ran to a beauty salon, and the beautician gave him plastic surgery, but as soon as he went out after plastic surgery, the police caught the answer: he became another wanted man.

14. How can two people stand back to back and kick each other's knees? Answer: Go to the first kick.

Joke recommendation

1 The true story of my colleague: As the translator of the conference, I pointed to the projection screen and wanted to say: Please look at this class library, but I said "* * *".

A friend of mine works in a remote and savage radio station. My boss slapped me when I forgot to tell the time on duty at night. He said, dizzy, just a loud noise, Beijing time,,,,

Tell another joke of my colleague.

& gt A few weeks ago, several of my colleagues went to a small shop to buy clothes. When bargaining, a colleague originally wanted to say: we are all in this business. Do I know how much you can earn?

As a result, what she said was too short and became: let's all come out and do it. Will we not know how much you earn? Say that finish, two colleagues next to her scared away. I'm afraid people will think they are. . . . . . After coming back, this colleague was beaten by other colleagues ~ ~

A friend worked as a personnel officer in the company and later resigned. A friend called him and his colleague said, "He has left the personnel!" " "

Just a few days ago, my family LG and I were reading in bed. It's very cold. I'm reading a fashion magazine, and there just happens to be a passage with the word "sex" in it. Just as I wanted to catch my breath, I somehow said, "Honey, I'm going to have sex." Don't be too surprised after that! LG's eyes are going straight!

I'll explain right away, LG said badly. Tell me if you want, and don't go by yourself. Oh, my God! What could be more embarrassing?

A former MM classmate whom I haven't seen for 2 or 3 years came to borrow books from me.

& gt When we met, I said, "You haven't changed much."

& gt I almost fainted myself. . . . . . . .

My boss is not from Shanghai. When I first came to Shanghai, I once went out and asked me, "What is big braid? Braid "I fantasized that it might be big braid, pigtail. " .。 My boss shook his head firmly and said it was definitely not.

I asked why, and he said that the driver asked him if he wanted a big pig tail or a small pig tail. . I feel dizzy. . Is it a big turn or a small turn? . . .

I often do such stupid things, and the most outrageous thing is to say "getting up early" as "* * *" in the hotel. Actually, I wanted to tell me to get up early, or I told a male colleague that I had fainted for a long time.

My middle school physics teacher once said, "If you squeeze the pig eggs on the mountain. . . "Boiled eggs. . . .

10 primary school went to the army to give a condolence performance and read a letter: leaders. ....

In the afternoon, there were probably a group of people with black teeth, so I was deceived and said, Dear martyrs.