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Eat, eat,

I pulled out a from my throat:

"Ha ha, moving face!"

At this time,

Dad beside seriously said:

"What's so funny about roundworms,

Eat quickly! "

2. How to make drinks bigger? A: Do you recite the Great Mercy Mantra? A cockroach walked through a smelly canal and came back with only four footprints. Why? (Cockroaches have six feet) Two feet can't come out (Answer: Because cockroaches cover their noses with their hands)

2. Who likes basking in the sun best? (vegetables)

There are two watches in the watch shop. A watch is accurate twice a day. Another watch is not accurate every hour, but why do people only buy the latter? (because the former is motionless)

There is a driver who can't win the championship every time, but this time he won the championship. What will he say when the reporter asks him why? (The brakes are broken)

A sharpshooter faces a green-faced ghost and a red-faced ghost. It takes two bullets to kill the red-faced ghost and one bullet to kill the green-faced ghost, but the sharpshooter only has two bullets and finally kills both ghosts. What's the solution? (Kill the green ghost first, scare the red ghost to blue, and then kill it with one shot)

6. The blue crab and the red crab race. Why did the blue crab run first? Green crabs live, and red crabs die (because red crabs are ripe)

At an open-air concert, the singer sang badly, but people applauded to explain. (Shooting mosquitoes)

8. There are three birds in the tree. A hunter killed one with one shot. What did the other two do? (as a witness)

9. At night, a male turtle walked into the cave and then into a female turtle. Only the male turtle came out after dawn. Why? (* End * The mother turtle turned over and couldn't turn over)

10. What is the most painful thing for a stutterer? (making a long distance call)

1 1. A blind goat put a piece of beef aside and a fish on the right. Q: Which piece will the goat eat? (Don't eat)

12. Being hit on the head by watermelon or durian, which hurts more? (head)

13. There is a book on the ground. Why can't anyone cross it? (in the corner)

14. When is the best time to pick apples? (unattended)

15. What do buyers, sellers and users know? (coffin)

16. Xiaoming was doing his homework at night when the power went out suddenly. There are kerosene lamps and candles in front of him. Ask him what to order first. (Matches and the like)

17. There are five people standing in a row under a signboard. Suddenly, the signboard fell down, killing three people. The other two are fine. Why? Two of the three dead people stood on both sides. The signboard is M's signboard.

18. A patient went to see a doctor. The doctor told him that he could only drink two glasses of wine a day, but he drank six glasses today. Why? He has seen the doctor three times.

19. This cup is made of glass. Why is it next to the word "wood"? Not "wood" (not made of wood)

20. A man is walking on the beach. When he turned to look behind him, he found that he couldn't see his footprints. Why? (Walking backwards)

2 1. You can walk in space in a spacesuit, dive in a diving suit, and fly in what? A baby is a bird. )

22. It takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly back to the south, but it takes two and a half hours to fly back to the north. Why? (Two and a half hours add up 1 hour. )

24. Why don't Africans eat chocolate? (I'm afraid of biting my finger)

25. Men are men. Why did I put wo in front of it and it became a woman? (Please imagine)

26. What is the word 26? Kissing? (connecting verb)

27. An apple and a bug are terrible, two bugs are even more terrible, and how many bugs are the most terrible? (half)

28. A ship that has been used for a long time can only hold 5 tons of things, but it sank after only 4.99 tons. Why? (submarine)

29. A little centipede came home and said a word to his father, who was shocked. Why? (I bought shoes)

30. A big truck full of goods went down the slope. What is safer for him? (speed)

3 1. What color are the teeth of BB born by Bao Gong and Snow White? (No color, because there are no teeth yet)

32. A freshly ripe orange fell from the tree and fell into the canal. What color has it changed? (unfortunately)

33. The caterpillar invited the little centipede and the little cockroach to have dinner at home. When the caterpillar cooked without salt, the little centipede volunteered to buy it, but after a long time, the little centipede didn't come back. Why? (still wearing shoes at the door)

34. When does the alarm clock stop? The alarm clock won't go. It has no feet and won't go at any time.

When the chicken lays an egg every day, the farmer writes down the date on the egg. A month later, he didn't know when each egg was laid. Why? (I didn't write a few points, but I wrote "Today")

36. What is the cleanest way to mop the floor? (force)

On the 37.400-meter circular runway, A runs three laps in four minutes, B runs two laps in four minutes, and C runs four minutes 1 lap. How many minutes did they meet at the starting line after starting together? (4 minutes)

38. The fifth day of May is the Dragon Boat Festival, so what is May 12th? (Top Seven)

39. Xiao Wang runs a restaurant called "Friends Snacks", but some children won't go to his shop. Why? (It says "Eat Children" upside down)

40. Thirty-one on the left and thirteen on the right. Guess a word. (non-)

Who is the mother of 3.73 meters? Answer: Amy's mother is a flower (peanut)

Who is Amy's father? Answer: Amy's father is a butterfly.

Who is Amy's lover? Answer: mice (mice love rice.

Who is Amy's grandmother? A: Amy's grandmother is a wonderful pen.

Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Grandpa Mi is explosive (popcorn

4. What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish?

What fish is the cleverest? Answer: Whale (sperm) fish? 1. Who in the world will suddenly get old?

Answer: the bride. Because today is the bride, tomorrow is the wife.

2? How much is a heart worth?

Answer: 1 100 million. Because of singleness!

3? How much do I need to take when I go out in typhoon weather?

Answer: 40 million. Don't go out because there is nothing to do in typhoon weather.

4? The exam is coming. What books can't I read?

Answer: Encyclopedia (lose all encyclopedias).

If tomorrow is the end of the world, why should someone commit suicide today?

[Answer] Have a place in heaven

Q: What are cloth and paper afraid of?

A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand.

Reason: not (cloth) afraid of 10 thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

Question 7: What is the pencil surname?

A: Xiao.

Reason: Sharpen (sharpen) the pencil.

Q: What will Kirin become when it arrives at the North Pole?

Answer: ice cream.

Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn).

Question 9: From 1 to 9, which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

Answer: 1 lazy; 2 Diligence

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

10 Question: How to make sparrows quiet?

Answer: Click.

Reason: Silence (silence).

1 1 Question: Who runs fastest in history?

Answer: Cao Cao

Reason: Speak of the devil.

12 question: 30-50 which number is worse than bear shit!

Answer: 40

Reason: Facts speak louder than words.

13 question: what should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Answer: Wang Leehom.

Reason: to coax.

14 Question: What if I come out again?

The answer is: Han Hong.

Reason: Still coax.

15? September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what's the date of June 28th of 10?

Answer:? Confucius full moon

16 the wolf is coming (guess)?

Answer: carambola? (Sheep escape)

17 what would the world be like if Chiang Kai-shek were still alive?

Answer:? More than one person. ...

18 There are carp under these two pieces of ice (four-word idiom)?

Answer:? Politeness (there are carp in the ice)

19 why does tofu hurt people?

Answer: Because it is frozen tofu.

A bus had an accident and everyone was injured. Why is Xiaoming okay?

Answer:? Because he's not in the car.

2 1 There is a place where you can get in but not out. What is this place?

Answer:? grave

Chickens and geese compete in the 100 meter race. Chickens run faster than geese. Why did you arrive at the terminal later?

Answer:? The chicken ran in the wrong direction.

The bell in the east rang, but there was no one in the classroom. What happened?

Answer:? It's physical education class.

Lingling has never studied arithmetic, but the teacher praised her math as one of the best. Why?

Answer:? Count from one to two.

What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World?

Answer:? Take the other foot.

Some people say that eating fish can avoid myopia. Why?

Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wear eyes?

What has no tongue in its mouth?

Answer:? spout of a tea-pot

What kind of official doesn't give orders, but always smiles at others?

Answer:? Xinlangguan

A policeman ran away when he saw the thief. Why?

Answer: I want to catch the thief quickly.

Xiaoming eats gum every day, but others still say he has bad breath. Why?

A: He swears every day.

Why can frogs jump higher than trees?

Answer: because trees can't jump

"You are standing with a pig", guess an animal.

Answer: I like it (like it)

Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?

Answer: Lao Wang is a barber.

What flowers can't be touched

Answer: Spark

What can solve all the mysteries?

Answer:? answer

When will the clock in Times Square ring 13?

Answer: when it is time to repair.

In ancient times, who became a father-in-law first and then a father?

Answer: eunuch

When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in.

Answer: When going to the toilet.

Is it black-bone chicken or white chicken? Why?

Answer: Black chickens are very powerful. They can lay white eggs, but white chickens can't lay black eggs.

Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies?

Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.

4 1 What will be the impact of canceling morning self-study?

Answer: Sleep less for half an hour.

Please race the tortoise and rabbit, and ask the pig to be the referee. Who will win the game?

Answer:? Can't say! The person mentioned is a pig …

What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said?

Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

There is a pig and a donkey in the farmer's house. Do you think farmers should kill pigs or donkeys first during the Chinese New Year?

Answer: Would you rather kill the pig (silly pig) or the donkey (donkey)?

Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?

Answer: Because the stars will "flash"

One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello?

Answer: Because I am unfamiliar.