Is there a Chinese version of the collection of Totti jokes in mainland China?

There are so many. Now there are many football weekly magazines, such as Football Club, Football World, etc.!!

1. The saliva game: In the game, Totti faces the court with his back to the screen. Spit hard at the players on the court, and if you spit, you will score.

2. New joke:

Why did Totti spit? Because Tolson stuck to him like a stamp, there must be glue.

The primary school teacher asked Totti how far is Denmark from Italy? Totti said that it is as far as spitting...

Suspended during the match between Italy and Sweden Totti and his fiancée Brasi appeared in the stands. His face was very melancholy. Because of his "mentally retarded" behavior, the team was eventually tied 1-1 by his opponent. How "retarded" is Totti? Here, we have to introduce to readers an excerpted version of "Totti's Jokes".

Intelligence test gt; gt; gt;

Capello asked Mancini: "Roberto, how did you get Lazio ahead of us at Roma this season?" Mancini replied: "This is not clear? I am surrounded by smart players."

Capello was a little unconvinced: "How can you prove it?" Mancini replied: "This is very Easy. I'll call Fiore and ask him a question now, and you'll know." Mancini dialed Fiore's cell phone, "Stefano, answer me. Riddle. If your father has a child and your mother has a child, but the child is not your sister or your brother, who is he?" Fiore replied: "Coach, it's too simple. . This kid is me. That's it? Okay, see you at the training ground." Capello said in surprise: "This is indeed a good way to test the players' intelligence." A few days later. , Capello decided to conduct the same test, and he first called captain Totti. "Francesco, I'm going to give you a test. You just have to answer a very simple question. If your father has a child and your mother has a child, but the child is not your sister and it is not your brother , who is he?"

Totti was puzzled: "It's not my sister, nor my brother, who is he? Coach, please give me 10 minutes to think about it." Totti. He quickly asked his teammates for help: "The coach went crazy today and asked this strange question. Who are the children of your parents, but not your brothers and sisters?" The teammates looked at each other, and the best friends Candela, Aldair and Cassano worked particularly hard. I thought about it, but couldn't figure it out. So Totti asked the warehouse keeper for help: "Nino, let me ask you a question. If your father has a child and your mother has a child, but this child is not your sister or your brother, he is Who?"

Nino replied: "Oh, Francesco, are you an idiot? It's me, isn't it?" Totti quickly walked to Capello and said: "Coach , I know the answer." Capello said with a smile: "Okay, okay, Francesco, tell me, who is that kid?" Totti said proudly: "It's the warehouse keeper Nino." Perrault: "It seems you are really stupid. That kid is Fiore!"

No 10gt;gt;gt;

Totti called the phone company: "Hello , I want to customize a voicemail." Operator: "Okay, please dial 10 on the phone." After a while, Toti said confused: "What should I do? The largest number on the phone is 9!!!"

The difference between four and sixgt;gt;gt;

Totti called the pizza shop to order takeout. Clerk: "Is your pizza cut into four pieces or six pieces?" Toti: "Four pieces are enough, I think I might not be able to finish six pieces."

Dead Pigeons gt;gt; gt;

Totti and Candela are running. Candela suddenly shouted: "Hey, look! There is a dead pigeon!" Toti immediately raised his head, built a awning with his hands, and looked into the sky: "Where is it? Where is it? Why didn't I see it?"

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So similar gt; gt; gt;

Totti met a sad-looking Piero at the Italian University Examination Center. Totti took the initiative to say hello: "Alex , how did you do in the exam?" Piero: "It's terrible, I handed in a blank paper. Totti was shocked: "It's tragic, so am I. Others will definitely think that we copied each other." ”

Unlucky shoes gt; I am your captain. DelVecchio reminded: "Francisco, didn't you notice that the two shoes on your feet are different? One is Adidas and the other is Nike? You'd better go home and change it." Totti looked angry: "Marco, I think you are such an idiot." The shoes I have at home are also Adidas and Nike. What’s the point of going home?”

The US-Iran Wargt;gt;gt;

The reporter asked Totti: “Francesco, what do you think of the impending war between the United States and Iraq. "Totti: "Oh, it's not easy to predict. These are two national teams that play smoothly and at a very high level. But everyone knows that the cruel reality is that only one can qualify for the World Cup. ”

Shakespeare gt; Once she said to her fiancé: “Francesco, you should read some books. Have you read Shakespeare?" Totti replied: "Yes, but I can't remember who wrote this book. "

Intimate momentgt;gt;gt;

Totti and his fiancée Brasi are making out on the bed.

Braci: "Dear, yes I'm talking about something hot. "

Totti: "Candela. "(Candela means candle, and is also the name of Totti's teammate in the Roma club.)

Brasi: "Okay, okay. Then say something more solid to me. "

Totti: "Lima. "(Lima means file and is also the name of another Totti teammate.)

Brasi: "Great! Then say something dirty to me

Tourist gt;gt;gt;

Totti and Brasi were on vacation in Paris. They were going to Place des Vosges. The fiancée was tired from walking and asked Totti: "Francesco, how to get to this place?" , where are we now?" Totti looked at the guide book and said: "We are on page 26."

Smoking impotencegt;gt;gt;

Totti has his own. Little cleverness. Once, I went to a cigarette shop with a friend to buy cigarettes. The cigarette package said "Smoking causes impotence." Totti quietly said to his friend: "This won't work. It's better to exchange for the pack of cigarettes that says 'Smoking causes skin aging.'"

A questiongt;gt;gt;

The "problem" of Totti's fiancée Brasi sometimes makes Totti unable to bear it. One day she said to Totti: "Dear, do you love me? Dear Yes, do you love me? My dear, do you love me?" Totti replied: "Okay, please ask one question at a time."

Last two days gt;gt;gt;

AC Milan’s Brazilian star Kaka’s name is homophonic to the Italian word “poop”. Before the game between Roma and AC Milan, a reporter asked Totti: “Please make a prediction. If AC Milan does not have Kaka (no poop) , how long do you think we can hold on?" Totti: "I don't know the situation in Milan. Anyway, I can hold on for two days at most, otherwise it will explode."

Totti turned on the lights gt;gt;gt;

At the Trigoria training center, Capello asked Totti and Cassano to turn on the lights in the dressing room.

Capello kept hearing the sound of the switch clicking, and after a quarter of an hour he couldn't help but ask: "Hey, boys, what's going on?" Totti and Cassano replied: "Coach, you can't read? That's in the instruction manual." It says "Switch 220 times (Volte)" (Volt means both volts and times).

Magic Mirrorgt;gt;gt;

One day, Gattuso, Vieri and Totti appeared in front of a magic mirror, and the magic mirror warned them: "Be careful. , Whoever lies in front of me will disappear." Gattuso was the first to walk to the magic mirror and said: "I think I am the most handsome in Italy." As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared. The second one was Vieri. He said to the magic mirror: "I think I am the smartest in Italy." As soon as he finished speaking, he disappeared. Finally it was Totti's turn. He said: "I think..." Before he finished speaking, he had disappeared.

After picking up the baggt;gt;gt;

On many occasions, Cassano was sharper than Totti. Once, two people picked up two leather bags on the road and divided the spoils on the spot, each taking one home. One month later, Cassano told Totti that he had 8,000 euros in his bag and had spent it all. Totti said that he had an installment note of 15,000 euros in his bag and was slowly paying back the money to the bank. .