There is an urgent need for a funny sketch about "good manners". Please help me.

1. Pupil: (On the stage) Dear students, tell everyone a good news. In order to have a good squadron meeting, we specially invited a respected and polite grandfather from the civilized kingdom. Hey, the squadron meeting is about to start. Grandpa, what's so polite? Students, let's call grandpa polite together!

Student: Grandpa is welcome! Grandpa manners!

Grandpa is polite: hey, I'm coming! Hello, dear children!

Student: Hello, Grandpa Polite!

Grandpa is polite: what a good group of children! Better than those two naughty eggs I met last year!

Student: Hey, Grandpa Polite, did you come to see us last year?

Grandpa Polite: Yes, it happened to be snowing heavily when I came last year. I accidentally fell down and old bones couldn't get up. Just two naughty eggs came.

Student: Didn't they help you up?

Grandpa is welcome: alas! They hardly feel happy. They also said that I fell like a roast chicken and the old lady went to bed. When I get angry, I go back to a civilized country! This time, I specially brought two kinds of civilized medicine. Those two naughty eggs will become civilized teenagers after eating them! Just now, I just went to find those two naughty boys!

Pupil: Grandpa is welcome, this medicine is useless!

Grandpa is polite: Why?

Pupil: Because those two naughty eggs are getting better, don't you believe it?

The essay "A Team Meeting" tells the story of the metamorphosis of two naughty eggs.

2. Polite Grandpa: These two naughty eggs have really become good! It seems that this kind of civilized medicine is unnecessary. Hey, how did this double-faced naughty egg become so fast?

Student: Because, as we all know, many great men are examples of civility and politeness. If they can pay attention to manners, we should pay more attention.

Grandpa is polite: Really?

Pupils: Don't believe me, please listen to the short stories told by classmates!

Story: Kong Rong Pear and Hua Zun Shi.

3. Pupils: Grandpa is welcome. The students in our class have changed a lot now. They are not only polite at school, but also civilized teenagers at home!

Grandpa is welcome: I know. Didn't you make a big joke because you were rude?

Student: Hey, how do you know?

Grandpa is welcome: Xiao Pang told me by my side just now. Let's tell you something funny.

Crosstalk "Self-defeating":

Today I'm going to tell you a cross talk. This cross talk-

Oh, long time no see. Hello, hello!

Hey, hello! This one is so polite!

B: Which mouse hole have you been drilling for so long?

How does this guy talk?

How are your uncles and aunts?

A: OK, OK!

B: Grandpa, is the old lady still alive?

A: Let's go! This is a psychopath. Is there a doctor here? Take him away!

B: Don't be angry. I just wanted to show you that this expression with the same meaning and different meanings has different effects.

A: Politeness is very important.

B: I used to make a lot of jokes, just because I was not polite enough!

A: You teach everyone.

B: Take last time for example. On Sunday, my mother told me that my uncle was back, and I jumped eight feet with joy!

We are catching up with the monkey. Why are you so happy?

B: Look, I haven't seen my second uncle for more than half a year, let alone my second aunt! As long as I call "auntie" so sweetly, won't there be a lot of money?

A: What does this man think?

B: I was so happy that I got on my bike and ran around the street in my pants.

A: Huh?

Oh, I put on my pants and rode my bike to the street. When I was approaching my grandmother's house, I suddenly turned a corner and knocked down an aunt.

Why don't you help him up?

It's not that easy. Someone dares to knock me down in such a hurry.

Who hit who?

B: I swallowed that aunt with my mouth open!

What did you say?/Sorry?

What happened to your eyes and high heels? Such a big living person can be knocked down by a bicycle. I am in a good mood today, otherwise I would have sent you to the public security bureau!

I think you should go to the public security bureau!

B: I got on the bus and ran away before she understood. When I arrived at my grandmother's house, I didn't speak. I watch the door. It's broken!

A: What's the matter?

B: My aunt who was knocked down by me limped in.

A: Here you are.

B: I suddenly jumped over and pointed at her nose and shouted, "The rabbit is still eating grass by the nest. What kind of hero comes to the door? Get out as soon as possible, or I will be irresponsible if I break you! "

A: You are so overbearing.

B: At this moment, my second uncle came over. What is the greedy boy doing? Why not call him "auntie"?

A: Ah, the water rushed to the Longwang Temple, and the family didn't recognize it!

B: I cried at that time. It hurt so much!

Do you know this is wrong?

B: No, I feel bad that my second aunt's gift money has been ruined!

A: Alas!

4. Polite Grandpa: This boy is really interesting! Even my second aunt has been offended. Be careful this time!

Pupils: Don't worry, since the beginning of school, our class has started the activities of making friends with civilization and saying goodbye to uncivilized. Our team has also formed a helping pair, and the class has implemented quantitative management. This time, all the students know the importance of good manners. The deeds of our class have also been broadcast on the school TV station, and I heard that there are reporters to interview!

Grandpa is polite: Really? I have to take a good look at this!

Essay "News Network": broadcast the etiquette information in class and conduct on-site interviews.

5. Polite Grandpa: Not bad! Since your class is so good, I have to test my classmates on my debut topic.

Pupil: A problem? Ok, grandpa, you're welcome. What's the topic?

Grandpa is polite: Look!

Sketch "Grandpa": tells the story of a child's grandfather coming from the countryside. The child hasn't seen his grandfather for years, so he doesn't know him. At his door, the child was very rude to his grandfather. When the children learned that the old man was a grandfather, the little actors froze.

Grandpa is polite: I want to test everyone. What did the child do wrong?

(Everyone speaks)

Pupils: How to be polite? Grandpa can't beat us!

Grandpa is polite: Great! Then you three can do it again as everyone says!

Repeat the sketch "Grandpa" (the character's behavior language meets the requirements of civilization)

6. Polite Grandpa: I am very happy to attend your team meeting today. I hope you can make use of thousands of years' tradition in China. Don't mention it!

Student: We must remember your words. We have been polite since childhood!

Singing and dancing appreciation "We should be polite from childhood"

7. Polite Grandpa: Well, it's getting late. I want to return to a civilized country. Goodbye, children!

Student: Goodbye, Grandpa Polite!