About Ji Xiaolan.

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Jokes can't be told without Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties. During the Qianlong period of the Qing Dynasty, there was a scholar named Ji Yun and Xiaolan, who was an official of the Ministry of Rites and co-founded a college student. He is the editor-in-chief of Sikuquanshu, that is, the editor-in-chief.

Sikuquanshu is a collection of China's 3,000-year-old classics, which are divided into four parts: classics, history, books and collections. The book cover is made of four-color silk, symbolizing the four seasons of spring, summer, autumn and winter. There are 3503 kinds of books, 79337 volumes, copied into 36300 volumes, and packed in 6 144 nanmu boxes. More than 9.97 million words, all written in small print with a brush. What is the fly case? Is to write the calligraphy as big as a fly's head. How many days have you copied this set of books? Not much to say, only ten years!

Huh? Not much!

Ji Xiaolan is a talented person, witty, knowledgeable and eloquent. He is most afraid of hot weather. Why? Because he is particularly fat, generally speaking, thin people are afraid of cold and fat people are afraid of heat.

One day, all the bachelors were copying books in the library. It's stuffy and hot in the dog days, and everyone is sweating. Sweat can't drop on the paper, but a drop of sweat drops on the paper. That's called "get out", it's dirty! The rest is easy to handle, just take a towel and wipe it frequently. Ji Xiaolan can't. He is too fat to sweat. Why not just take off your clothes, tie a plait and have a bare back? He is cool this time. Cool acetylene is cool, cool! How come? He is copying the books on the box with his head down. Gan Long is here. It's too late to get dressed now, and now you can't see. It is no joke to see the emperor pick up the driver with bare arms and pick up the driver with bare arms. According to the law, you will be beheaded! Ji Xiaolan used his quick wits and ran away! Get under the box.

Why not send a message in advance to let you take over driving? Gan Long is a good writer and likes to write poems. He wrote more than 9,000 poems in his life, but none of them have been circulated. You will know how his poems are doing! I love writing, too. I write everywhere I go. Visiting the Forbidden City and Beihai, you can see that almost all the plaques were written by Qianlong. Who dares to say that the handwriting written by the emperor is good? Everyone praised him so much. Alas, he never finished writing!

On this day, after I left Korea, I started to repair the library without an imperial edict, for fear that an imperial edict would arouse public anger and delay copying books. I wander around here. Entering the gate, I saw that Ji Xiaolan had got off the box. Gan Long thought: Oh, you are kidding me! Then wave your hand so that you don't have to leave your seat to pick up the driver and continue to copy books on your desk. During the Qianlong period, I came to Ji Xiaolan's desk and sat there.

Ji Xiaolan is still hot sitting outside. He was prone on the table, hunched over, his neck in the nest, and he couldn't even breathe. Gan Long, sit in front of the box again, yes! Even the wind is blocked. Wow, what a sin!

Ji Xiaolan thought, who is so wicked? He can't even keep out the wind. Oh ... it was intentional, so I was afraid that the emperor would see it. Why didn't you hear anything for a long time? Why didn't the emperor leave? Let me know when you leave. If you do this, you will be bored for a while. You don't need to be beheaded at the noon gate. You'll have to hold someone down and get out of the box!

Ji Xiaolan really nervous, quietly asked 1:

(whispering) "Hey, is the old man gone?"

They are afraid to speak, they make a fuss:

"I'm here."

Hearing this, Ji Xiaolan said, yes! Still didn't hide in the past!

Come out from under the box, kneel nearby and say:

"I was late to pick up the bus, and I deserved to die."

When Qianlong saw Ji Xiaolan like this, he was stunned. How come? His back is bare, he is still sweating, and his head is like a purple eggplant!

If it's someone else, don't say anything, push it out and cut it. You can't do this to Ji Xiaolan. Qianlong likes talents. Sikuquanshu is still pointing at him.

People in the neighborhood are scared to death. My heart screams in my throat!

Gan Long said:

"Ji Yun."

"I'm here."

"What is the reason why you call me' old man'? If you say it, you will be born. If you don't say it, you will die! "

Others are waiting for Ji Xiaolan with sticks. What do you mean by "old man"?

Ji Xiaolan said:

"Long live the opening ceremony,' old' means longevity, and a longevity of 10,000 years is also old; Head' is the head of all things, and the leader of all things in the world is the head; Zi' is the name of a saint, both Confucius and Mencius said. Together-old man! "

Well, he is talking about it!

Ganlong sounds like a good word, and his anger has disappeared. It is true that Ji Yun is eloquent.

"Well, you are not guilty."

Hey, it's okay!

"I thank Lord Long En."

Kowtow and give thanks. Get dressed. Qianlong said again:

"Ji, I have a royal fan. How about writing a poem about the Tang Dynasty? "

"I am the commander."

Immediately spread out the fan, picked up the pen and wrote a Tang poem on it. Which song? Wang Zhihuan's "Liangzhou Ci", the original poem is this:

The Yellow River is far above the white clouds.

Wan Ren is an isolated city.

Why should a strong brother complain about willow?

The spring breeze does not pass through Yumen Pass.

Ji Xiaolan has just escaped the charge of beheading, but he hasn't escaped yet. Originally, he was quite familiar with this Tang poem, so he panicked and wrote a word less. I left out the word "between the Yellow River and the white clouds". After Gan Long finished writing, he took a look: Wow, this word is written like a snake, which is great. Read it again:

"The Yellow River is far above the white clouds ... huh?"

Gan Long is not a descendant of Tang poetry. Oh, it's a crime to deliberately test me. At this time a sullen:

"Ji Yun, why did you write a word to lie to me?"

A pint of people just to listen to the emperor's question, shout! I mentioned my heart again. Heart said: Ji Xiaolan, you are really unlucky today. Don't write a word, see what you say.

Ji Xiaolan a look and said:

"Long live the beginning, I didn't write less. This is not a poem, but a sentence. The title is Liangzhou Ci. "

Hey, Gan Long almost twisted his nose. Oh, even the Tang poems were changed when I came to see you.

"Well, since it is a word, it is a long and short sentence. If you can read it, I forgive you. "

"I am the commander."

Take the bill! How to pronounce? See Ji Xiaolan holding a royal fan, murmured:

The Yellow River is in the distance.

White clouds,

Mount Wan Ren, an isolated city.

Why are you complaining about Johnny?

Willow spring breeze,

Don't go through Yumen Pass.

Well, he read it! Anyway, there were no punctuation marks in those poems; Punctuation, Ji Xiaolan's head must move. After listening to this, Gan Long said to himself, Good boy, you are really good. A look at Ji Xiaolan full head big sweat, lips are dry. It's so hot and sweaty, can your lips not dry?

"Well, forgive your innocence and bring me a cup of tea!"

"I ..."

I was about to say "thank you for your kindness", but I haven't said it yet. Gan Long said:

"And diffuse!"

Ji Xiaolan shivered and said to himself, What's your bad idea?

Gan Long said:

"I say a word, you are right about a poem. Come up to drink again and be punished for both crimes. "

Hearing this, Ji Xiaolan said, Oh, why drink a bowl of water?

Gan Long said:

"Last night, the Queen gave birth to a child."

Ji Xiaolan mouth to think:

"Last night, the real dragon came from the harem."

A real dragon is a prince. Don't drink until you finish the bowl. Gan Long Road:

"Don't be busy, I have a girl."

Ji Xiaolan immediately changed to:

"In the middle of the month, the moon fell on the 9th. "

This girl is a princess. She must look like Chang 'e. Is she really that beautiful? He didn't see it either. Anyway, pick a nice one and say it. Just want to drink, dry dragon said:

"Put it down!"

"Alas ..."

"I was born dead!"

"Oh, dead!"

Gan Longxin said: See what else you can do with poetry. Ji Xiaolan thought for a moment, well, there are:

"Immortals can't stay on earth."

That means-this is a fairy, and he can't stay on earth. Not dead, back to heaven. Ji Xiaolan thought: Should I drink? Just want to end the bowl, dry dragon said:

"Don't move!"

"Ah?"

"Do you know how he died?"

"I don't know."

"Drowned in the urinal."

Wow! What can I say this time? Ji Xiaolan eyes a turn, blurt out, even listen to the dry dragon. He said:

"Turn over and jump into the Crystal Palace!" According to legend, this poem was written by Jie Jin in the Ming Dynasty. )

There is a tea bowl at one end. Hey, he's drunk!