I am in a bad mood recently. Can you tell some jokes to make my brother laugh? I wish your family peace.

1, the leading son loves to play truant and lie. For this reason, the leader bought a polygraph robot at a high price. This is a day; I came home late. Father: Where have you been? Son: The library. The robot took a picture. Son: Go to a classmate's house to watch porn. Father: How dare you? I've never seen it in my life. The robot immediately slapped his father. The mother said angrily to her father, you deserve to be so strict with your son. After all, he is your own! Bang! The robot slapped his mother again!

2. stop learning; It's too difficult! Make tofu! The hard thing to do is dried tofu! Thin is tofu brain! No, soybean milk! If it can't be sold, it can also be used as stinky tofu!

The tortoise is hurt, so let the snail buy medicine. Two hours later, the snail didn't come back. The tortoise scolded, "I won't fucking come back, I'm going to die!" " Then a voice came from outside the door: "Shit, I won't go again!