English jokes, translated into 100 words.

"Dad, can I learn to play the violin?" Young Sarah asked her father. She always asks for things, and her father is not very happy.

"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "At first you want to learn to ride a horse, then dance, and then swim. Now it's the violin.

"I will play every day, Dad." Sarah said. "I will try very hard.

"All right," said her father. "This is what I want to do. I'll pay you to attend classes for six weeks. In six weeks, you must play a tune for me. If you play well, you can take more classes. If you don't play well, I'll stop class. "

"0. OK, Dad," said Sarah. "That's fair.

He soon found a good violin teacher, and Sarah started her lessons. The teacher is expensive, but her father keeps his promise.

Six weeks passed quickly. It is time for Sarah to play for her father.

She went to the living room and said, "I'm ready to play for you, Dad.

"Very well, Sarah," said her father. "Let's start.

She began to play. She plays very badly She made a terrible noise.

Her father was with one of his friends, who covered his ears with his hand.

When Sarah finished, her father said, "Well done, Sarah. You can take a few more classes. "

Sarah ran out of the room happily. Her father's friend turned to him. "You have spent a lot of money, but she still plays badly. He said.

"Well, that's true," said her father. "But since she started learning the violin, I can buy five apartments in this building at a very low price. In six weeks, I will own the whole building! "

Violin Lessons

"Dad, can I learn to play the violin?" Little Sarah asked her father. She always asks for things, so her father is very unhappy.

"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "First you want to learn to ride a horse, then you want to learn to dance, and then you want to swim. Now I want to learn to play the violin. "

"I'll play it every day, Dad," said Sarah. "I will practice hard."

"All right," said her father. "I'm going to do this: I'll pay for your violin lessons for six weeks, and after six weeks, you must play a tune for me. If you play well, you can continue to take violin lessons. Don't learn if you can't play well. "

"All right. "Dad," said Sarah, "that's fair."

He soon found a good violin teacher, and Sarah began to learn to play the violin. Despite the high tuition, her father kept his promise.

Six weeks passed quickly. It's Sarah's turn to play the violin for her father.

She walked into the living room and said, "I'm ready to play the violin for you."

"Hello, Sarah," said her father. "Let's get started."

She started pulling. She doesn't play well and her voice is terrible. There is a friend next to her father, covering his ears with his hand.

After Sarah played a song, her father said, "Well played, Sarah. You can continue to learn the piano. "

Sarah ran out of the door happily. Her father's friend said to him, "You have spent a lot of money, but she still can't play well."

"Oh, that's true," said her father, "but since she started learning the violin, I can buy five apartments in this building very cheaply. In six weeks, I will have the whole building! "

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