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A joke that makes you as cold as a popsicle.

A joke that makes you as cold as a popsicle.

1, gave his wife a death order, but she said she didn't want to die yet.

2, people in this life, your pursuit and persistence. I worked hard all the way, and watched my 200,000 in my hand become 5 million, and then from 5 million to more than 6.5438+million. What I want to tell you is that the higher the pixel of the mobile phone, the clearer the photos taken.

3. My daughter-in-law insists that I call her sister, but I won't agree to it even if I call you sister, so I can't call my brother-in-law. It's too awkward.

My height is 170, and my brother is 183. Once when we were walking together, we saw a one-dollar coin on the ground. I said, look at the coin and pick it up.

He said: pick it up, you are close to the ground.

My girlfriend gave money to an old man begging by the roadside. Her boyfriend saw her in the back and said, this ruined thing, I will take money to support you, and you will take money to support the elderly!

My girlfriend told me that she likes baldness very much, but shaving her head looks really ugly. I can't help it I love my girlfriend so much that I have to shave her head.

7. What kind of fish do you usually keep in your head when you are in the water?

8. The teacher often says that it's really strange to walk on the right: everyone walks on the right, why should they stay on the left! ! !

9. My brother was laughed at for stuttering. I comforted him. If someone laughs at you next time, you can bravely tell him that the fertilizer will evaporate if the tiger doesn't get angry. ?

10, there are guests at home, and my mother goes into the kitchen to cook. My guest politely said to my mother, Sister-in-law, don't cook too much. I have a good appetite and can eat anything. If I can eat shit, I can eat two pieces. . .

1 1、? Why is my head dizzy when I watch the computer today?

? Your computer may have been hit by a Trojan horse! ?

? What Trojan horse makes users dizzy?

? Carousel! ?

12, this afternoon, Liu Xiang suddenly announced his divorce from Tian Ge on the Weibo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. It seems that they broke up peacefully. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha? Our reporter Dong Rina reports.

13, little monk: Master, Yijing Jin sounds awesome. I want to learn it. ?

Old monk:? This is an indigenous way to bring pleasure to oneself by stimulating meridians, which is practiced by monks who can't afford marijuana and can't catch up with girls. ?

Little monk:? I seem to be! ?

Old monk:? Disciple, but I'm not, so I won't. Oh yes. ?

14, Hong Haier and the Monkey King fought.

Hong Haier moves:? Three flavors are really spicy! ?

The Monkey King drinks:? Eye of fire! ?

Hong Haier:? Fuck you. Are you playing idioms solitaire with me?

15, I caught a cold and went to see a doctor these days.

What symptoms did the doctor ask? I: I feel cold all over, have a sore throat and a runny nose.

Doctor: Do you have phlegm?

Me: Yes.

Doctor: What color is it?

Me: How should I know? Swallowed it all.

16, having a dinner at a friend's house. The food and wine are very rich. My friend's elder sister is enthusiastic and invited us to eat more? Everyone eat more, there are no pigs at home, and it is a waste to dump them! ?

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