Words describing jokes

1, money detector: I have a pair of eyes, no matter how rich people want to cheat in front of me. 2. Account book: I keep my income and expenses in mind, as long as they are not fake, they can stand the check. 3, abacus: help people settle accounts, more "eyes" and "eyes", the consequences of wrong abacus are terrible. 4. Calculator: My brain is fast and accurate, and it is a good helper for financial personnel. 5, wet hands: Because there is water in my stomach, I am deeply cared for by the top leader, and the feeling of being touched often is really happy. 6. Index paper: Although I work on the edge, it is not to show off, but to open a convenient door for people. 7. Bookbinding machine: I am a nail house in the finance department. Although I am covered in iron, my work is stressful and my life is not easy. 8. Cotton thread: In financial work, I have been playing through, and thick documents record my brilliant achievements. This love will never be forgotten. @ Yu Yuejun