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How to express in a humorous way on Moments that you are on holiday?

1. Holiday loading failed, please try again. ?2. It’s holiday, and my deskmate is no longer around. I feel so sad, just like the pigs in my own pigsty are lost.

3. It seems that I sold my house and traveled around the world, but my landlord didn’t agree.

4. During vacation: Just because I woke up doesn’t mean I got up; During school: Just because I woke up doesn’t mean I’m awake.

5. The shortest distance in the world: from vacation to the beginning of school, and the farthest distance in the world: from the beginning of school to vacation.