Classic funny sentences about the beginning of school

1. The pain of learning is temporary, and the pain of not learning is lifelong.

2. Without hardship, there is nothing gained.

3. Those who invest in the future are those who are loyal to reality.

4. Don’t put off today’s things until tomorrow.

5. If you take a nap now, you will dream; if you study now, you will realize your dream.

6. Learning this is not a lack of time, but a lack of effort.

7. Happiness may not be ranked, but success must be ranked.

8. Learning is not everything in life. But since you can’t conquer even one part of life, learning, what else can you do?

9. Please enjoy the unavoidable pain.

10. Only by working earlier and harder than others can you taste success.

11. Even now, the opponent keeps turning the pages.

12. Time is passing. Classic funny sentences about the beginning of school

13. The drool now will become the tears tomorrow.

14. Learn like a dog and play like a gentleman.

15. If you don’t walk today, you will run tomorrow.

16. The time when you think it is too late is precisely the earliest time.

17. Educational level represents income.

18. Once a day is over, it will never come again.

19. My wasted today is exactly the tomorrow that those who died yesterday prayed for.

20. No one can succeed casually, it comes from thorough self-management and perseverance.

Funny words about the start of school

1. Even if heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

2. The beginning of school gave me the feeling that there will be a large wave of zombies coming soon, and I haven’t even planted sunflowers yet.

3. If we don’t go crazy, we will start school. If we don’t do our homework, we will be finished.

4. I will break up with my summer vacation in more than ten days, because there is a third party between us, called the beginning of school.

5. There are two words that hurt millions of netizens: school starts.

6. The first line: phone bills, travel expenses, broadband fees, etc. are to be paid; the second line: meal cards, water cards, bus cards, etc. are recharged. Horizontal comment: Start of school and make money.

7. If you are doing military training, it will be a sunny day; if you are on vacation, it will be a rainy day; if you work hard to do your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

8. In the first few days of school, writing homework is like taking Xuanmai and I can’t stop at all.

9. In another ten days or so, I will have to squat to defecate and climb ladders to sleep. I will wake up at 7 o'clock in the morning. The power will be cut off at night. There will be no TV to watch, no sofa to sit on, and queues to eat in the canteen. We had to live a life of being watched by others when we were eating and bathing. During summer vacation, summer vacation, we once fell in love, and it makes me sad to think about it.

10. I fell in love with summer vacation, but soon the start of school took away my summer vacation again.

11. I have a special function, that is, I can finish my homework in two days, but it can only be turned on two days before the start of school.

12. I have become stupid again this summer. How should I integrate into that high-IQ environment when school starts.

13. A good remedy for all those with phobia about the start of school: 21 days of classes in September, 19 days of classes in October, 21 days of classes in November, 19 days of classes in December, all in one day 80 days, an average of 7 hours of classes per day, 560 hours per day, a total of 23 days. In other words, the winter vacation is in 23 days. What is inspiring? This is inspiring!

14. A thousand words of "I like you" are not as good as the sentence "What a coincidence" when school starts in September.

15. I have always suspected that those students who have heard nothing from them during the summer vacation will appear as high-profile students at the beginning of the academy.

16. I broke up with me during the summer vacation, all because of that bitch at the beginning of school!

17. It is said that children who do not want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners in school.

18. "There are only about 15 days left in the summer vacation. What do you think?" "Where has the time gone? School started before I had a good look at the summer vacation~"

19. It will be August before you know it. Let me tell you a ghost story: School is about to start!

20. My wish for the beginning of school: The school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework belongs to others, but you are mine.

21. The summer vacation is more than half over, and I feel breathless just thinking about the beginning of school.

22. There is a kind of boredom called the opening ceremony, there is a kind of excuse called not bringing homework, there is a kind of happiness called the teacher asking for leave; there is a kind of sadness called the monthly exam is coming, there is a kind of quiet called the old class is coming, there is a kind of sadness called the monthly exam is coming, there is a kind of quiet called the old class is coming, Call Chinese students miserable!

23. The large-scale disaster film "School" will be released simultaneously in various cities across the country in September...

24. Summer vacation and I fell in love, but my love rival’s summer vacation homework has been bothering me. My mother-in-law doesn’t like me since school started, and she wants to break up with me during summer vacation. I’m so sad.

25. There is nothing to look forward to when school starts, that’s all: Mid-Autumn Festival → National Day → Winter vacation.

Funny jokes about the beginning of school

1. School has started, and I feel like I am going to meet netizens.

2. What does the countdown to the National Games mean? It means how many days are left until school starts

3. The start of school is like going to jail. You are sentenced today and will go to prison tomorrow...

4. The start of school is like going to jail again. School has started, and I hate going to school. For me, going to school is not of much use. I have had enough of it and am tired of it, but why not go to school? It’s so annoying...

5. I worked hard to catch up on my homework in the first few days of school, and even secretly tore a few pieces of my holiday homework from the middle.

6. Have you ever thought that one day you suddenly woke up and found that you fell asleep in the first grade of junior high school and that everything you experienced now was actually just a dream. Your face wrinkled up under the sunlight. You told your deskmate that you had a long dream. Your deskmate called you an idiot and asked you to listen to the class. You find that this world is quiet and peaceful, and the years are stable. Everything is still full of hope.

7. One day Nobita grew up, and Doraemon could no longer hold Nobita’s hand. Because we have grown up, we have lost too much...

8. Whenever school starts, the teacher always says, "The school is our home." Once I'm late, the teacher will say, "Do you think school is your home?"

9. Hey, school starts tomorrow. Dear friends of class 10. ....Imagine what it would be like to meet tomorrow? Oh. There will definitely be a lot of hugs... I miss you.

10. Let me tell you a ghost story. School is about to start.

11. I don’t mind if you lie to me. What I mind is that your lies can’t fool me.

12. Every time at the beginning of the semester, I will say to myself, “This semester I will You must study hard!" But it never happened.

13. Why hasn’t Innocent Baby Secretly Loved Brick and Stone Rich Man been updated yet!!! I’m about to start school!!!

14. Still remember the first time I got to the dormitory when school started? God? Everyone pretends to be serious

15. School is about to start, hurry up and spend some time with the computer

16. Who said I am fat or black when school starts? Just die with him

17. Although many things are in vain, you still have to fight for your dreams in life

18. School has started. My deskmate always asks nervously. Have you finished your homework? Was it written randomly? My gorgeous body is messy in the wind...

19. I haven’t finished my homework yet. 19. School is about to start. 20. Do you know that even if the heavy rain makes this The city is upside down, and I have to go back to school when school starts.

21. Some people choose to be friends because they are too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.

22. School has started, classmates, although I am no longer in school. I will miss you, students, please study hard! Don’t forget that there is still me

23. You know that even if heavy rain turns the city upside down and the school starts, you have to go back to school

24. We are in love now that school starts. See you

25. A doesn’t like eggs, so he gives them to B every time there are eggs. B was very grateful at first, but over time he got used to it. Once you get used to it, it becomes natural. So, until one day, A gave the egg to C, and B was unhappy. She forgot that the egg originally belonged to A, and A could give it to anyone he wanted. They had a big quarrel over this and broke off their friendship. In fact, it’s not that others are bad, but that our demands have increased. When you get used to getting, you forget to be grateful

Twenty-sixth, school starts again, prepare bombs to go to school.

27. School starts tomorrow. What should I do if I haven’t done my homework for 5 days?

28. Have you ever thought that one day you suddenly woke up and found that you fell asleep in the first grade class of junior high school, and that everything you experienced now was actually just a dream. Your face wrinkled up under the sunlight. You told your deskmate that you had a long dream. Your deskmate called you an idiot and asked you to listen to the class. You find that this world is quiet and peaceful, and the years are stable. Everything is still full of hope.

29. If two people are together for a long time, it is also romantic to stare at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

Thirty, school is about to start, I’m so happy, it’s just homework..., forget it, school won’t be boring anymore! It’s better than being at home every day!

31. It turned out that I didn’t have anyone I liked at school, so I really had no motivation at all to go to school.

Thirty-two, you said that school has started, exams have been taken, and classes have been divided. Do you know that I transferred to another school for your happiness? I don’t care about it, please go back to the labor force

Thirty-three, I hope there are 30 hearts in this article to wish me a happy start of school tomorrow

Thirty-four, school has started, and it’s not yet Just do your homework, you will get into trouble, you will get into big trouble.

Thirty-five, [We will start school if we don’t go crazy. If we don’t do our homework, we will be finished]

Thirty-six, school has started! We are about to enter a boring and boring life again, alas...! But there are some reasons that make me like this place and commemorate her ~ little lazy boy!

Thirty-seven. Let me tell you a ghost story. School is about to start.

38. How I want to start school as soon as possible, I hope the time will pass quickly, so that every day will not be boring! ! ≥?≤Time, hurry up and go!

Thirty-nine. All the young couples in school are looking forward to the start of school. Only we singles are looking forward to the school not starting! We are lonely@

Forty. If there are never exams in school, then I am willing to read until there are no more books to read.

41. If the sun does not come out, I will not go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

42. What kind of weirdness will my new classmates, new classmates, and new teachers be at the beginning of school?

43. The first week of school seems to be longer than the entire summer vacation. .

44. Who said we must study? Who allowed me to start school like this?

45. Do you have four looks? One is a crazy look in front of friends, one is a perfect look in front of a lover, one is a fragile look when alone, and the other is a quiet look among strange people.

46. School is about to start. Time flies so fast. I don’t even know the homework.

47. If it is really contaminated, will it happen? Is our school opening late because we don’t have water? Haha...

48. Children who don’t want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners in school! !

49. A very serious academic question suddenly occurred to me? Who defined 60 points as passing.

50. If it is really contaminated, will the opening of our school be delayed because there is no water? Haha...

Fifty-one, school is about to start, and suddenly I find that the mood of going to school is heavier than visiting the grave.

52. School has started. Do you know what it means that school has started? It means you are going crazy.

Fifty-three, school is about to start! You haven’t done your homework yet! Haha, you are in trouble, you are in big trouble!

54. Whenever school starts, the teacher will always say, "The school is our home." Once you are late, the teacher will say, "You think the school is your home?"

Fifty-five. You know that even if heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

56. When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. No matter if it hurts or not? Cry first.

Fifty-seven. School has started, and there is no freedom.

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Fifty-nine, canvas shoes, jeans, white T-shirt, short hair, smiling, — the beginning of school I

I am sixty and school has started! Friends, we can play together now! Think about how happy we were together before!

Funny classic phrases for the beginning of school

Funny classic phrases for the beginning of school

1. It’s time to start school. In Fang Zizhou’s words: Who agreed with you to start school! You have evidence. Have we let the summer vacation go!?

2. In two days, the sultry seniors will replace their flip flops with canvas shoes, their floral pants with jeans, and put away their sleazy smiles. Hide your sultry eyes, help you lead the way, carry your bags, solve your puzzles, answer your doubts, ask for your phone number, ask you questions, fuck everyone, and add you as a friend! Yes, the seniors are ready to go!

3. How can I comfort you when school is about to start?

4. Who can ask the teacher for leave for me? I have a phobia about starting school.

5. Summer homework is actually for you to write for a month, and the teacher will write a review.

6. Summer vacation, you can’t die! You can’t die! What should I do if you die? I don’t want to go with Mr. Xia Tian! I don’t want it! Summer vacation, are you going to abandon me? What should I do? Live on! Mr. School Starter, stay away from me! I don’t want to go with you! Damn it

7. Please give me high temperature! Please be exposed to the sun! Please be forty degrees! Please let me have rain! It doesn’t matter if we are miserable! We must let the freshmen students get exercise!!!

8. Those who are looking forward to the start of school are because there are people in other places, and those who are not looking forward to the start of school are because there are people in the local area!

9 , you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. You read it or you don't, the book is there and you have to read it sooner or later. Whether you listen to the class or not, the teacher is there and will not leave until get out of class is over. Whether you study or not, the exam is there and will never give up. You come or you don't come, the roll call is there, love comes or not. Go to school in silence. Lonely and helpless.

10. Those seniors who wear slippers to class, they are just being honest. Maybe you will welcome that well-dressed senior who only wears shoes on that day every semester.

11. If anyone says I am fat at the beginning of school, I will die with him.

12. The beginning of school is like going to jail. You are sentenced today and will go to jail tomorrow.

13. September is here again. The senior seduces the junior, the junior seduces the senior, the senior covets the junior, the junior clings to the senior, the senior is jealous of the junior, the junior hates the senior, the senior It’s the season when the seniors abandon the seniors, the seniors take revenge on the seniors, the seniors deceive the juniors, the juniors fawn over the seniors, the juniors pursue the juniors, and the juniors reject the juniors

14. Good seniors don’t welcome newcomers. Those people who rush to help you carry your luggage as soon as you settle down are not good seniors, they are good wolves. The kindest people are just selling phone cards.

15. Congratulations to Peking University, Dalian University of Technology, National University of Defense Technology, Huazhong University of Science and Technology, Nanjing University, Xiamen University, Shandong University, Shanghai Jiao Tong University, Sichuan University, Wuhan University, Zhejiang University, Science of China National University of Technology and China Agricultural University have entered the first echelon of the semester!

16. Let me tell you a piece of tragic news that will make you cry, burst into tears, absolutely shocked, and quite regrettable news: Dear, your summer vacation The balance has been less than 10 days. If you need to recharge a large amount, you have to wait another 5 months!

17. Don’t mention the start of school to me, it will hurt your feelings. The motherland has not yet been unified, so I am not in the mood to study.

Sentences about the beginning of school

1. I am so excited that school has started. I was so excited that I didn’t sleep well last night.

2. School has started, and we have to start studying again. Let us start from a new starting line!

3. School has started, and the campus has become as noisy as before. There are many students on the playground, some are walking, some are playing volleyball, and some are playing basketball. It is very lively!

4. After a long summer vacation, school has just started, but everyone is not unfamiliar at all. More familiar.

5. School is about to start, but it’s just about being woken up early by your mother. It’s nothing special. Fat people regard it as losing weight, and thin people regard it as fitness. You can still breathe fresh air! It’s good.

6. The beginning of school means saying goodbye to old friends such as TVs and game consoles. You don’t have to shed tears because the TV will no longer have a fever, which may be a relief!

7. This summer vacation is very unforgettable for me. School is about to start. Although I have already arrived at school, my heart is still outside. But I believe that as long as I really start school and take two more classes in the classroom, my heart will be back to school as if it is tightly bound by a rope.

8. School is about to start again. In the eyes of many primary school students, the start of school is a troublesome thing. But for me, starting school is not a bad thing.

9. School is about to start in a blink of an eye, and time flies by so fast.

10. School is about to start. I am happy and worried at the same time. Happily, I can see my classmates again, not to mention how happy I am. What worries me is that I have to go back to a life where I have a teacher during the day and a mother at night.

11. On September 1st, I carried a light schoolbag and hummed a tune, and arrived at the school I had not seen for a long time. On campus, the magnolia tree has grown much taller, and the sweet-scented osmanthus tree looks like a fat old man, with its round belly shaking towards us. It seemed like an invitation to go there and get some shade.

12. In the next day, it was as intense study as before. But I was very happy like other classmates, because we met again and returned to this passionate and poetic school life.

13. Today is September 1st, and the new semester has finally arrived as I have longed for the stars and the moon. In the morning, I lazily climbed out of bed. When I looked up, I saw the sapphire sky as blue as the sea. So I finished my breakfast unhurriedly and embarked on the journey to the new semester.

14. When school starts, school starts. Only first- and second-grade students will be extremely excited, extremely nervous, and have difficulty falling asleep. For those of us who have experienced the start of school eighty or ninety times, Nothing could be more normal.

15. The beginning of school means that a new semester has arrived. Learning is a process of constantly enriching yourself and a process of constantly surpassing yourself.

16. School has started! School has started! With bursts of cheers, I woke up from my holiday dream. To be honest, I haven’t been to school for a month, and I really miss my school life! Read American Essays

17. The feeling of starting school is different, I feel very comfortable, imagining the beginning of the new semester He looked like he didn't bother to wash his face and brush his teeth. He ate a few slices of bread carelessly and couldn't help but go to school.

18. Alas, in the blink of an eye, the summer vacation has passed again, and the beginning of school is coming again

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