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Looking for some funny time-travel novels
"The Embarassment at Meridian Gate" Author: Yingzhao
Please read the instructions before reading:
Although the tone of this story is white, it is also white but also purple. Purple is tinged with red, red is immersed in yellow, with a hint of light cyan that cannot be discerned by the naked eye.
SO, this is not a fantasy story. If you like the all-powerful heroine strategizing, please close the page.
Contains a lot of unscrupulous and unreasonable pranks, please be careful before entering!
This article is a tribute to all the entertainment materials that have brought me laughter.
"Juechen Villa" Author: Shidongtwelfth lunar month
I, a lazy and unenterprising girl, Feitian, currently lives in Juechen Villa...
What? ? What kind of place is Juechen Villa, you ask?
Well, that’s a good question.
I can tell you solemnly: It is definitely a BT gathering place, and all kinds of abnormal people will appear there...well, plus many strange monsters and beasts.
Gods, fairies and beasts gather together, and demons and monsters dance all over the sky. ah! It's exciting, isn't it?
Unfortunately, as a girl who considers herself normal, I still prefer a normal modern life. As the saying goes, a golden nest or a silver nest is not as good as your own doghouse. So, handsome senior brother, although I like you, I'm sorry, but I have to go home!
What? Do you have to kill your senior brother if you want to go back? Hello! I said, then there is no need to sacrifice me to protect the stability of the world as a messenger, right?
Help -
It is really dangerous for ordinary people to enter the extraordinary world. Wipe your sweat and see how the playful Feitian escapes...
"Yitian's Every Frown and Every Smile Are Embarrassing" Author: Fanka
In 2028, an ordinary person drove through the world of Yitian Slaying the Dragon.
This is a tangled story between a loyal dog wearing black skin and a shameless ET wearing white skin...
Tips: Embarrassing , the original meaning is "bright", describing bright and thorough.
Therefore, the Mingjiao can also be called the Jiaojiao, and the Guangmingding can be called the Jiaojiao.
The author of "Time Travel and Anti-Time Travel": Yaozhou
If you can time travel well, you will see a handsome man, and you will have gold and silver in your hands.
Time travel well, leave the Tianshan Mountains and enter the Dragon Hall, with peerless martial arts wrapped around you.
Travel well, travel through rivers and lakes, explore the palace, and listen to me talk about Chinese and foreign history.
If you travel well and the protagonist has a good life, you can still be Wei Xiaobao even if you have no skills!
The time travel is good, the supporting characters are good, the eighteen martial arts are proficient, and the blind one always leans towards the protagonist~
Using the golden rule as the guideline, singing, dancing and When writing poetry, both hands must be strong, and keep in mind the principles of mate selection that cast a wide net and focus on cultivating. Come on, let's go through time!
The author of "The Legend of Wulin in Time Travel": Shu Ke
Making nonsense and nonsense, the good world has been turned into a mess and turned into a mess beyond recognition. What is left is a strange, Bizarre, weird, never-heard-of arenas...
Oh my God, how could she, a martial arts fan, be photographed by the author in such an arena!
The mystery that had been buried for twenty years was finally revealed.
It turns out that everything was just a farce.
"Tian Lei Part 1" Author: Shu Ke
If women have red and white roses, then men also have them, but they don't need to be described as gorgeous or thorny. Even if they are completely opposite people like the Archangel Michael and the Demon King Satan, they each have their own advantages and you can't help but get closer to them again and again.
Probably to prove this, the modern girl Leilei was deceived by a bad time-travel group and borrowed Hua Xiaolei's body to be resurrected... Without knowing the causes and consequences of Hua Xiaolei's suicide, Leilei fell into the world. The incident also led her to meet the perfect and just young owner of the Fengming Sword, Hua Xiaolei's nominal husband, the young master Xiao Bai.
The world is in chaos. A medical idiot from the Eight Immortals Mansion who "doesn't need money" is killed at home because of the longevity fruit. The three sects are already suspicious of each other. Later, the leader of the Nanhai Sect, Leng Ying, is killed, which further causes conflicts between the sects. Turn against each other.
Just when the martial arts people were tracking down the real culprit and exploring the whereabouts of the longevity fruit, Shangguan Qiuyue, the leader of the demon sect who wanted to take advantage of the fishermen, set up numerous mechanisms to make them fall into a maze and find it difficult to extricate themselves...
"When Time Travels" "A Girl Meets an Ancient Strong Man" Author: Jin Baobao
This is an era of rejuvenation, and an [ordinary] citizen also has the opportunity to be resurrected with the trend of time travel. What awaits her is a world of strong men...< /p>
"The Happy Life of an Otaku in the Ancient Harem" author: Juedai Shuangjiao
Otaku Version
This is about a otaku who travels through time and space. Unfortunately there are no female-to-male stories.
After Lin Haitang traveled into the body of palace concubine Du Xiaoer, she discovered that the harem was really a good place where she could have sex with beautiful men at any time.
Let her die in this harem, or let her spend some gold, silver, beads and money to become a madam outside the palace~
Taiwanese novel version
p>He is the emperor! This woman named Du Xiaoer actually refused to get rid of him, treating him like a painting - and the kind that wasn't pretty either.
It’s okay not to ignore him, but this woman’s ambition is to open a brothel?
Du Xiaoer, I am chasing you!
Du Xiaoer, don’t drool while looking at me and my uncle!
Du Xiaoer, if I am angry now, the consequences will be serious!
Du Xiaoer, come back to me!
The version of "vomiting blood about plum blossoms"
She once thought that her life was just a lonely plum blossom in this tired and deep palace, living and dying alone.
So what if this palace concubine’s body is an independent woman in the 21st century?
In the end, he is just a broken-winged bird in this luxurious courtyard.
Who betrayed whom and who loved whom?
Forget it, but the song has not stopped and is still singing loneliness. After all, her life will be shorter than these fireworks and longer than this night.
Summary:
The above three introductions are all a story.
"When Extinction Falls in Love with Yang Xiao's OMG Version" Author: omg
According to the reprint and adaptation of Caicai's classmate, this article can also be called:
Nun's Nunnery CEO and Green Forest VIP - stories that must be told, crazy nuns, nuns also have love, little nuns have great wisdom, Shaoxie-nun-sword, I have a date with Yang Xiao, who touched my handsome boy, Emeishan Sleepless Night, find a brother Xiao, be a nun like Dingxun, there is no nun in the world, Xiao Mie Ai, I am the word "Mie" on the top and bottom on the bottom is perfect, Zuo Shi, here I come or "Yang Xiao, Occasionally Come Bird" I think the ones in brackets This name is in line with the author's outlook on life and values, time travel, how can it be a messed up word, the disciples stand aside (of course, if Ji Xiaofu 8 goes aside, it will be extinct 8 just like a bird), the life of the despised Dingxun, the weak paramita Sadomasochism travels through 500 years, the taming of the reincarnated nun, the tragedy caused by a time-travel, the tragedy caused by the handsome boy, the silent era, this love is too far away, the time-travel heroine's rhapsody, the beautiful soul fights again with the Mingjiao version, the petty bourgeoisie complex "Fight Again", Zen Machine - A member of the church in turmoil and the gangster brother holding high the flag of righteousness, "The Educational Significance of Accidental Time Travel" - A little nun from Emei Mountain is looking for a mistake to save the Ming sect's big devil, who looks like Yang Xiao and is suspected of being Fan Yao A series of follow-up reports on the entire incident (if a book is published on this topic, the cover must be made in 4K size, otherwise it will not fit in)
Incompetent heroine, vulgar perspective.
Please say omg loudly: oh my god!
"The History of the Little Strong Heroine Being PIA" Author: Sleepy Rice Chong
Dear viewers, this story will show you how a little strong heroine will behave after time travel. Reluctant to let go, stalking... Adhering to the tenacious spirit of "if you can't get the handsome guy's heart, you still have to get the handsome guy's body (hanging on the handsome guy like a koala bear)", after being flown by PIA again and again , the small universe is still burning and crawling towards the handsome boy... Close, close, finally close, I can finally lie on the handsome guy like an octopus~~~Pa! Being flown by PIA again...
"Time Travel is Not a TV Series" Author: Li Motai
Why didn't her TV show mom tell her that time travel is not a TV series!
Why have all the classic plots changed?
Sisters who yearn for time travel, don’t believe the TV series!
It’s not you hanging on the hillside unattended, pouring pots and pans!
There are no secrets in the cave, but a beggar’s den is protected from wind and rain!
Begging and singing songs along the street while people and dogs fight for food is not a good show!
If you want to learn from Jigong, be optimistic, it’s hard to find a kind-hearted boss!
Don’t take off your clothes when a handsome guy is hot, who said the erotic palace can cure the disease!
Don’t say that women are worth thousands of dollars. If you sell them at a low price, no one will care!
It’s not easy to survive, the only thing is eating, drinking and peeing!
In short, remember one sentence, time travel is not a TV series!
The author of "The Villain Passing by": Fantong Jingran
The legend of a hardcover female gangster.
At first glance, this person is absolutely brilliant, but at second glance, he is definitely a loser.
Look at her slim and elegant appearance, and she is really smart in the business world. However, the main and supporting characters all regret her good looks and brains. How could she be born into such a bastard, rogue and shameless person (about 200... ...)...
Aren’t you tired after years of joking, he said.
Chai Luojin looked at the flowing clouds in the sky and said, "Actually, I have always been very serious."
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