After 00, the voice red envelope password funny sentence collection 40

After 00, the voice red envelope password is funny (Chapter 1) 1. Thick trees are thick, bald trees are bald. The thick tree says that the thick tree is not bald, and the bald tree says that the bald tree is not bald. The thick tree said that the thick tree was thicker than the bald tree, and the bald tree said that the bald tree was bald than the thick tree.

2. ah ah ah ah ah ah.

3. Are you in enough trouble?

4. A horse was running on the road and hit the tile beside the road. The tile hurt the horse, and the horse trampled the tile. Tiles let the horse pay for tiles, and the horse also wants to pay for tiles.

5. Talking nonsense will cost money, and volatilization of chemical fertilizer will be wasted.

You love me as much as a bear loves a cat.

7. Wang Shen Sheehan

8. People who receive red envelopes are handsome.

9. Dad carries white cloth and uncle puts white cloth. Dad doesn't put white cloth, he moves white cloth, and uncle doesn't move white cloth, he puts white cloth.

10. Tied the shares of our department, Tianle, Woxi Zhazhahui.

1 1. My xx is so small.

12. There is a pear on the plate and a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learned to pinch pears with mud, and looked at pears with pears in her hands, which was comparable to real pears and fake pears.

13.XX is really handsome.

14. Eight white rabbits live in eight houses with eight horns and eight octagons. Eight children tried to catch eight white rabbits, which scared them into living in eight octagonal houses.

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17. Hawthorne

18. There are tigers in front of the mountain and monkeys under the mountain. The tiger drove the monkey out and the monkey hit the tiger; The tiger can't drive away the monkey, and the monkey can't beat the tiger.

19. miss lang lang.

20. Little Niu Niu named Xiao Qiu has two small scratches on her body, and Xiao Pang named Xiao Niu has a small pocket. Xiaoqiu helps the calf remember buttons, and the calf helps Xiaoqiu peel peas. Xiaoqiu's calf is holding hands, playing together and walking together.

After 00, the voice red envelope password is funny (Chapter 2) 2 1. Baby jinshui

Tang Wang Tien.

23. Lang Lianniang came to love Lang.

24. Do something.

25. Here comes the wave girl.

26. Purple sand plate, shark's fin, cooked shark's fin, raw shark's fin. Chixiaochi took a porcelain spoon and asked for steamed shark fin. As soon as a bite of shark fin reached his mouth, the fishbone got into his teeth, and Koike patted his leg and scratched his teeth in pain.

27. People have backgrounds, so do I..

28. Teacher Si, Teacher Shi and Teacher Shi are with me every day. Teacher Shi taught me selflessness, teacher Si gave me spiritual food, teacher Shi told me to think twice when something happened, and teacher Shi gave me the key to knowledge. Thanks to Teacher Shi, Teacher Si and Teacher Shi.

29. Xu m: n fire

30. I'm xx.

3 1. Cowherd loves Liu Niang

32. durian croissants;

33. grab the red envelope again.

34. The red carp says that his plums are always greener than the Lu Lili of the green carp.

35. Oh, my period is coming.

36. Rent half a bed

37. Youth is gone, but acne is still there.

38. Niu Liu is in love with Liu Lian Niu

Wait for me to buy you oranges.

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The most complete qq voice funny password red envelope sentence in the whole network (I) 1. Greedy tāo tiè

2. He is a reformer.

3. Long hair is swaying in the wind

There are five trees on the mountain, five cans of vinegar on the shelf, five deer in the forest and five pants in the box. Cut down the trees on the mountain, remove the vinegar from the shelf, kill the deer in the forest, and take out the pants in the box.

5. Ugliness does not pull a few mushroom heads.

6. Yihe

7. Pingping Pingya fossil is thunder.

8. The long-tailed horse finch married his daughter-in-law and forgot his mother. Carry your mother to the ravine and invite your daughter-in-law to the kang. Three sesame cakes and two sesame candy, please try them, daughter-in-law.

9. I only care what I care about. Do you care about me? Do I care about you as much as I care about you?

10. There are red hearts on pomegranate trees, peppers, drums and horns on willows, wood sinks to the bottom, stones float on the water, chickens catch vultures and mice catch big cats. Do you think it's funny?

1 1. Green carp said that his Lv Lili was more popular than the plum of red carp.

12. Rebecca y m: n

13. Love phobia.

14. Lao Long was very angry and quarreled with the old farmer.

15. The kitten holds the flower cat, the flower cat grabs the kitten with its claws, and the kitten pats the flower cat with its hands. The cat scratched the kitten, the kitten hurt the cat, the kitten cried, the kitten let go of the cat, and the cat escaped from the kitten.

16. The soil rope makes the straw sway back.

17. I love x!

18. Call grandpa and I'll give you a red envelope.

19. Youth is gone, but acne is still there.

20.yan yan

The most complete qq voice funny password red envelope sentence in the whole network (below) 2 1.8 Hundreds of pacesetters rushed to the north slope.

22. The red carp family has a little green donkey named Li Lianlian.

23. Huahua has two red flowers, red has two yellow flowers, Huahua wants yellow flowers, Honghong wants red flowers, Huahua gives red flowers, and Honghong gives flowers a yellow flower.

24. The gun went off just for jumping.

25. A gourd wine 926, a gourd oil 629. Change 629 oil into 926 wine, and change 629 oil into 926 wine.

26. fire me

27. Xuan fire xuān

28. The pole is long, the bench is wide, the pole is not as wide as the bench, and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench won't let the pole be tied to the bench.

29. Whose youth does not commit two crimes?

30. I just ate incense.

3 1. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.

32. A good wife and son!

33. Product pá

34. The red carp says that his plums are always greener than the Lu Lili of the green carp.

35. Eyebrows are gray-black, and eyebrows are gray. The eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are black, the eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are not gray, and the shield is not black.

36. Garlic noodles, garlic noodles and garlic noodles are garlic cloves; Noodles mixed with garlic, garlic mixed with noodles, is to eat garlic cloves mixed with garlic.

37. ah ah ah ah ah ah.

38. I am an idiot

39. One and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can; Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans; Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans; Seven, eight, nine and a half cans. Please count how many cans there are.

Humor funny QQ voice password red envelope sentence set 40

Humorous QQ voice password red envelope sentence 1 1. Lang Niangniang came to Niangniang to read Lang.

2. Is it difficult to be blue in luna?

3. Rebecca y m 4 n

4. The pot eyebrows are gray and black, and the black pot eyebrows are gray. The eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are black, the eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are not gray, and the shield is not black.

5. There is a pear on the plate, and there is a plasticine on the table. Xiaoli learns to knead the pear with mud and watches the pear hand knead the mud. Bibi, the real pear is not far from the fake pear;

6. If you pour the grass and rice, so will the grass and rice. No weeding, no rice, no weeding.

7. There are seven stars in the sky, seven pieces of ice on the ground, seven lamps on the stage, seven warblers on the tree and seven nails on the wall. Say, say, say, pull out seven nails. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Get rid of seven warblers. Bang bang broke seven pieces of ice. A gust of wind blew seven lamps. A dark cloud covered the seven stars.

8. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism.

9. Lan is a female coach, Lu is a male coach, Lan is not a male coach, and Lu is not a female coach. Lan Nan is the main force of men's basketball team and women's basketball team. Coach Lu trains Lan Nan in men's basketball team and coach Lan trains in women's basketball team.

10. Talking nonsense will cost money, and volatilization of chemical fertilizer will be wasted.

1 1. Look at it.

12. Ugly don't pull a few mushroom heads.

13. Let go of that aunt

14. Several small villains in Daxi, Xu Cerebellar Axe, Plum Blossom Anger and Xiao Fu Ni.

15. Rent a half bed

16. Green grape, purple grape, green grape seedless grape purple, eating grapes without spitting grape skin, not eating grapes without spitting grape skin.

17. The dragon is angry with the farmer and afraid of the farmer.

18. Long hair swaying in the wind

19. Youth is gone, but acne is still there.

20. Product pá

Humorous QQ voice password red envelope sentence 2 2 1. Lao Fang carries the yellow scorpion, and Lao Huang carries the square scorpion. Laos should take the square cover of Lao Huang, and Lao Huang should take the yellow cover of Lao Huang. Finally, the child's square cover broke the yellow cover, and the yellow cover broke the square cover.

22.mio pin mi m:o

23. Farmers are angry with farmers, and farmers are even more angry.

24. Lala can bend the horn, and Ya Ya can play the horn. Lala can only bend the horn, but can't blow it; Yaya can only play the trumpet, but can't bend it. Lala teaches ya ya to fold the trumpet, and ya ya teaches her to play the trumpet. The two of them smiled happily.

25. Red carp is greener than the donkey of green carp.

26. Ninety-nine cows, carrying ninety-nine baskets. Each basket contains ninety-nine catties of oil. Cattle wriggled around with oil baskets on their backs, and the oil baskets were worn out and leaked oil. A basket is 99 kilograms, and there are 66 kilograms of oil left. You said you leaked dozens of kilograms of oil?

27. I don't like girls with small breasts

28. A little flower drum with a tiger painted on it, woven by my mother with cloth. Is it cloth to mend the drum or cloth to mend the tiger?

29. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

30. Guo drew a red flower and Xiao Ge drew a yellow flower. Guo wanted to exchange his own red flower for Xiao Ge's yellow flower, and Xiao Ge exchanged his own yellow flower for red flower.

3 1. I am very interesting.

32. The pole is long, the bench is wide, the pole is not as wide as the bench, and the bench is not as long as the pole. The pole is tied to the bench, and the bench won't let the pole be tied to the bench.

33. There are round eyes in front of the mountain and round eyes behind the mountain. They come to compare their eyes. I don't know if it's round eyes or round eyes.

34. One and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can; Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans; Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans; Seven, eight, nine and a half cans. Please count how many cans there are.

35. The guillotine hangs upside down, the gangster steals the knife on the stage, the guillotine collapses and the thief falls, and the knife clinks and breaks.

36. A horse came running on the road and hit the tiles on the side of the road. The tile hurt the horse, and the horse trampled the tile. Tiles want horses to pay for tiles, and horses want tiles to pay for horses;

37. Actors wear blue uniforms, actresses wear cotton uniforms, blue uniforms are cotton uniforms, and cotton uniforms are blue uniforms. Actors wear blue cotton uniforms, and actresses wear cotton blue uniforms.

Tang Wang Tien.

39. Biting milk, drinking bread and putting the bag on the train. East-west street, go north and south, go out to see people bite dogs. Pick up the dog and hit the brick, but I'm afraid the brick will bite my hand.

Voice password to tease friends, 40 pieces of red flank collection.

Copy of voice password red packets to amuse friends (Part I) 1. Red rice bowl, yellow rice bowl, red rice bowl full of rice bowl, yellow rice bowl full of rice bowl; A yellow rice bowl and half a rice bowl, just like a red rice bowl.

2. If you pour the grass and rice, so will the grass and rice. No weeding, no rice, no weeding.

3. Red carp, green carp, green donkey and meat carp

There are forty-four stone lions in front of the stone temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.

5. You can stew frozen tofu, or you can stew my frozen tofu; You can't stew frozen tofu, so don't spoil my stewed frozen tofu.

6. partridge Chu

7. Go back and forth.

8. Fire

9. Learning is full, lazy and difficult. If you are full, lazy and in trouble, you will not move forward without looking. If you lose your fullness, laziness and difficulties in your heart, you will never be complacent and learn while doing. Ants can also move Mount Tai!

10. The guillotine hung upside down with a short knife. The gangster stole the dagger on the stage, the guillotine collapsed and the thief fell, and a pair of dagger jingled.

1 1. I am very interesting.

12. Give you a raise and invite you to dinner.

13. Wait for me to buy you oranges.

14. Wang y and ng

15. White cat with black nose, black cat with white nose, black cat with black nose broken, white cat with black nose broken, black cat with white nose not broken.

16. Wang Shen Sheehan

17. There is a vine on the high mountain with a bronze bell hanging from its head. The wind moves the copper bell, and the wind stops the copper bell.

18. One and a half cans are half cans, and two and a half cans are one can; Three and a half cans are one and a half cans, and four and a half cans are two cans; Five and a half cans are two and a half cans, and six and a half cans are three full cans; Seven, eight, nine and a half cans. Please count how many cans there are.

19. Here comes Miss Lang.

20.Tang Wang Tian

Copy of voice password red packets to amuse friends (2) 2 1. Bite milk, drink bread, and put the train on your wallet. East-west street, go north and south, go out to see people bite dogs. Pick up the dog and hit the brick, but I'm afraid the brick will bite my hand.

22. Thanks, Dad

23. The pot eyebrows are gray and black, and the black pot eyebrows are gray. The eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are black, the eyebrows are gray, the eyebrows are not gray, and the shield is not black.

24. You can stew my frozen tofu, and you can stew my frozen tofu. You won't stew my frozen tofu drama, but you will stew my frozen tofu, stew, stew and stew again.

25. I just ate incense.

26. Basic firewood

27. Nonsense will cost money, and volatilization of chemical fertilizer will be wasted.

28. Wang Wei wedge

29. A gourd wine 926, a gourd oil 629. Change 629 oil into 926 wine, and change 629 oil into 926 wine.

30. Pianpin biāo

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32. Cowherd loves Liu Niang

33. Xu m: n fire

34. Two pairs of birds hang upside down on the beam, two pairs of birds hang upside down in the mud, two pairs of birds hang upside down on the poor beam, two pairs of birds hang upside down in the poor mud and two pairs of birds hang upside down on the beam.

35. Niu Liu loves Liu Lian Niu.

36. Green grapes, purple grapes, green grapes without seeds, purple grapes. Eat grapes without spitting their skins. Spit out the skin of grapes if you don't eat them.

37. Farmers are angry with farmers, and farmers are even more angry.

38. Dad went to the cloth shop with his baby in his arms to buy cloth for a robe. If the baby is wearing a nightgown, he won't run away. The cloth needs to be mended when it is broken, and then go to the cloth shop to buy cloth.

39. Not cheap and unhappy