Make a lukewarm joke.

1. A thief stole a beggar's money in the market!

The blind man saw it!

Mute shout at top of voice!

A big leap for the deaf!

Bitch, step forward!

The lame man flew out of his foot.

Asako said, "For my sake, forget it!"

The madman said, "that is, people should be rational!" " "2. Once upon a time, there was a man.

He asked someone a cold joke.

As a result, he froze to death. ..

It's so cold ... 3. Woman: What are you looking at?

Man: Your eyes.

W: It seems more than once.

Do you know why?

Woman: Sorry!

Man: Because you have me in your eyes. 4. When a man and a woman are dating in the park, the girl especially wants to fart, so she has an idea:

Woman: Have you ever heard the cuckoo?

M: I haven't heard of it.

Woman: I'll teach you, boo (fart sound)-gu (accent).

I have learned it several times, but I have finished playing what I should play.

Woman: Did you hear me clearly? // ...

Man: I didn't catch the fart because it was too loud. The fish said, Ah, I open my eyes day and night just to see you. Water said: Ah, I am a fish that flows tirelessly, just to hug you. The pot said: you have to cook them both, and you are still blind! ! ! ! ! (Welcome to adopt, thank you! I hope you will be happy after reading this joke. 6. Don't tell jokes at the seaside, or it will cause a tsunami (laughs). 7. Once upon a time, an egg went to a teahouse to drink tea and turned into a tea egg. 8. A fish said I would jump into the sea, so it came to the Dead Sea and died because it couldn't dive.