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Why does the Monkey King have a headache? Is it really a spell?

I believe Comrade the Monkey King wants to know this question most!

Every time Comrade Tang Yan croaked out this string of passwords, the tightening ring started, and in the worst case, the Monkey King's head could be turned into an "inferior gourd".

the Monkey King is most proud of this head. When making havoc in Heaven, the knife can't be cut off, and lightning doesn't hurt him. His favorite game is to stick out the monkey head and greet him like Chef Fan: Cut two knives! If you dare, cut it twice! !

Pig Bajie tried it once, and the nine-tooth nail palladium was built and sparks flew everywhere. Emma, this is not a meat head, but a diamond!

However, such a hard diamond is arbitrarily clamped by the clamping ring like dough, which shows how powerful this voice-activated code lock is!

so, what is the password to control the tightening ring? Why is it so powerful? Is there a way to crack it (loose hoop spell)? I believe many people want to find out.

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There are many answers on the omnipotent Internet-

Password 1: Monkey Headache Monkey Headache Monkey Headache ... Repeat n times.

password 2: the overtime boss who deducts money is not a person. The overtime boss who deducts money is not a person ... Read it n times.

Password 3: When do you owe money to Lao Tzu? When do you owe money to Lao Tzu? When do you owe money to Lao Tzu? Read it n times.

......

Of course, none of the above is reliable. If the Tang Priest thinks like this, he may vomit blood and die first, and the Tathagata will be very angry.

Stephen Chow once cracked the magic spell, and gave the answer "Three Hundred Poems of Children's Songs"-

Children, children, why are you so bad

Bullying and cheating, why do you make it

Learn to be a good child, love each other

Care is in your heart, full of color

Come back quickly, darling

. Come back soon.

Work hard and learn to turn around for the future.

Being a filial child is good.

It's all kind, just like a child.

You can put it in a movie, make fun, or educate monsters. If Tang Priest thinks so, Tathagata will be angry again. Wu Cheng'en coffin board, ten people can't press.

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Snails interpret the Westward Journey and like to come from the original and return to real life. So, let's look through the original work first and see what the Tathagata says.

In the eighth cycle of the original work, after Tathagata explained to Guanyin some matters about getting Buddhist scriptures, he took out three hoops and handed them to the Bodhisattva-

"This treasure is called a tight hoop. Although it's the same three, it's just different. I have three spells that are forbidden by gold. If you run into a powerful demon on the road, you must persuade him to learn well and become an apprentice with the Buddhist monk. If he doesn't bow down, he can put this hoop on his head with him and naturally see the meat take root. Say it according to the spell used, and your eyes will swell and your head will crack. Discipline him to come to our door. "

Let's look at how Guanyin told Tang Priest-

"Not far from the east, it's my home. I must have gone to my home. I also have a mantra there, which is called the mantra of centering, also known as the mantra of tightening the hoop. You can read it secretly, keep it in mind, and don't let anyone know. I went to catch up with him and told him to come back with you, but you put this coat and hat on him. If he doesn't obey your orders, you can say this mantra silently, and he won't dare to commit crimes or go again. "

From the above, we can see that this mantra is actually called the mantra of centering, which is equivalent to the curse of later generations' dolls and today's cyber attack stickers.

aren't the four

hoops used for condoms? How to call the truth?

let's continue reading the original. The seventh time, the Tathagata pressed the Monkey King under the Five Elements Mountain, but the Monkey King could still climb out. At the sight of the monkey coming out of the mountain, the gods were scared to pee, but the Tathagata burped and said, "Might as well, might as well." Then he took out a card from his sleeve, with six bronzed characters on it: "Hmm? Bamiyan" and handed it to Ah Lei, asking it to be posted on the top of that mountain.

A Nuo rode a bicycle to enjoy the clouds, holding a post like a takeaway brother, and went out of the worse gate to the top of the Five Elements. With a hard effort, the post was accurately thrown on the square stone on the top of the mountain. The mountain immediately took root and closed. the Monkey King's head and two hands were outside, but he couldn't move.

why is this post so powerful?

some people say that it says "I'm going to coax you", which is of course bullshit. Snail said in previous articles that it is actually the six-character mantra of Guanyin, also known as the mantra of Guanyin.

the most powerful thing about the six-character mantra is that it can close six doors of life and death. Five elements are trapped, six doors are closed, and the Monkey King's mana is naturally sealed. How can he escape from Wuxing Mountain when his heart is locked?

Therefore, some people speculate that this hooping mantra is an extension of the six-character mantra (the six-character Daming mantra itself is also an extension of the word "eyah"). On the surface, it is to hoop his head, but in fact it is to curse his heart! Beware of being cursed, and naturally feel a headache.

In The Journey to the West, the Monkey King is called the heart ape, and the hooping mantra and the six-character mantra above are all called the heart mantra. It can be seen that this is a nuclear weapon specially designed for monkeys, and it is strange that the Monkey King can escape!

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Not only modern people are exploring how to pronounce the incantation, but also the ancients are trying to crack this code.

Actually, the Monkey King is not the only one who is troubled by the hooping spell. As can be seen from the above, the Tathagata gave Guanyin three hoops. Although they are all called "tight hoops", their names are different, corresponding to the three passwords of "golden, tight and forbidden" respectively.

what sets the Monkey King's head is a "hooping spell". The "Golden Hoop Curse" was given to Hong Haier, and the "Forbidden Hoop Curse" was given to the black bear.

Tathagata, why do you need three tight hoops? What does parting mean?

The hooping mantra is called "centering the truth", and Zhang Shushen in Qing Dynasty explained in "A New Story of Journey to the West": "It is really the key to centering the truth." In other words, this spell is actually a way to make the apes accept their hearts.

It's enough to subdue the Monkey King. Why do you have to add Black Bear and Hong Haier?

Liu Yiming, the son of Wu Yuanzi, who wrote Nine Essentials of Fixing Truth, explained: "Infinite wildness returns to quietness, and how much stubbornness turns into good results." That is to say, one black (black bear essence) and one red (Hong Haier), just like two hearts of human beings, have become good fruits under the guidance of the truth (in fact, it is mandatory). Add the Monkey King, that is, "greed and ignorance", and all of them have been taken to the right path.

Wang Lianyi, the reviser of Journey to the West (an important edition of The Journey to the West in the Qing Dynasty), who supplemented the story of Tang Priest's birth, thinks: "The Curse of Tightening the Hood is a mantra of centering the heart, but this hoop is not a hoop between the heads, but a hoop on the heart. Or ask whether this mantra has been passed down so far? The Taoist said,' The Book of Changes and The Analects of Confucius all have them, saying that a gentleman can't think of his place.

"A gentleman can't think of his position", from Zhouyi Gen: "Xiang says: A gentleman can't think of his position because he is also a mountain gen." Later, there was a more famous saying in The Analects of Confucius: "If you are not in your place, you will not seek political affairs".

what do you mean? It's your ass that determines your head, and your identity determines what you should do, what you shouldn't do, and don't be offside.

It is obvious that Taoist Wang is an old driver although he is in the Taoist temple. His comments on the hooping spell are in place.

Let's recall how many times the Tang Priest read the incantation and under what circumstances.

the first time, in the process of Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, Tang Priest read it twice. As we all know, the Monkey King not only advocated killing Bai Gujing's mortal, but also satirized that Tang Priest had a crush on the village girl and was blind.

In the article "Is it really Bai Gujing's fault that the Monkey King was banished?", the snail analyzed it for everyone. For the first time, Tang Priest really didn't see that the village girl was changed from Bai Gujing, but later he did. Why do you have to read the hoops? In fact, it criticized the Monkey King for being offside, completely ignoring the greeting, and damaged Master's dignity.

the second time, before the storm of the true and false Monkey King. This time it was similar to Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, but the Monkey King went further. Tang Priest asked him to leave a message for Yang Laotou. After all, Yang Laotou took them in at night and interceded in person, but the Monkey King not only killed Yang Laotou's son, but also threw his head in front of Tang Priest. This is naked contempt for authority, and it's strange that Tang Priest doesn't miss him to death!

On other occasions, it was because of the Monkey King's disobedience that Tang Priest activated this big killing device. In addition, it is generally unnecessary.

Young people who have just left school are often disgusted with "not being in their place, not seeking their own government" and think that this is a sign of laziness. Therefore, they especially like to comment on the leaders, thinking that they are occupying the toilet ...

It's all right to comment behind their backs. Some like to challenge face to face, and there are always 1 different views on the work arranged by the leaders. However, the leaders really let him do it, but problems are bubbling everywhere. But when the superior pursues the responsibility, there are another 1 objective reasons to excuse himself.

if you are not in your position, you don't seek politics. It means that you don't think from the other party's (leader's) position. How can you know that he is doing something wrong? You haven't experienced his life, who are you to judge his life?

When we read Monkey King Thrice Defeats the Skeleton Demon, we all think that Tang Priest is stupid and wronged a good man, but in fact, what Tang Priest blames is not the Monkey King for killing monsters, but satirizing leaders and disobeying rules.

Imagine if you were a Tang priest, and faced with such a subordinate who went his own way, would you read the incantation? If you don't study, maybe tomorrow he will break up the team, change the purpose of the team, and finally become a joke.

why does he dare to fool around? Because he doesn't have to take responsibility, the team will leave at best. As a leader, no matter whose problem, the responsibility must be the first to bear.

Therefore, sometimes it is not only to put subordinates on the right track, but also to put the team on the right track. Kindness does not command soldiers, which is the truth.

personally, someone gives you a spell from time to time, not to harm you but to help you. Sometimes an honest opponent is more important than a hypocritical friend, because he can force you to grow.

If you don't believe me, we can look at Chen Shifeng's life experience in the Jiangge case. If someone whispers a curse in his ear from time to time, he won't take the road of killing people. If someone reads the moral incantation in Liu Xin's ear from time to time, I believe she won't be so indifferent as she is today.

as people often say: if you don't educate your child yourself, the world will educate him severely!