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See also Rollán yi.

See also Rollán yi.

In peace, speaking of Luo, if you say you don't know, you will definitely be laughed at: ignorance! ! !

This is still light, and most people will hum "cut!" Through their teeth. Put your head back, point your finger at you a few times, shake your head and walk away.

In fact, he is just a barefoot doctor, who is famous for treating intractable diseases, especially sores. All the diseases that can't be cured in the hospital for a while, everyone recommends "Luo" in unison! As a result, he cured many people and rescued them from the pain of crying. Thanks to Dade, it was passed down from mouth to mouth, so he became a god-like existence.

You said if you see Luo Zhen again, don't be laughed at by everyone. I remember seeing him, which should have been twenty years ago. It seems that I went by motorcycle with Xiao Gong or someone. But when it comes to the location of his home and his appearance, I'm really blank.

Actually, I don't want to see him. People say that his hands are poisonous. Whether you suffer or not, whether you can bear it or not, seems to have nothing to do with him or his way. People who have seen him are bitter memories, and of course they will inevitably praise him in the end. Because the scar healed, the pain was forgotten, and the healing process seemed to be a beautiful memory.

I have seen herpes zoster in Pinghe Hospital, and I have also seen it in Tuoerqiao Clinic in Jianyang, and the medicine recommended by my friends has also been used: I also know that the treatment based on syndrome differentiation is correct. But it has stabilized, not deteriorated, but it has not improved. I have a lump on my forehead, a red envelope on my temple and a bag hidden under my little hair. It hurts to pull the posterior fossa of the ipsilateral neck. When the breeze blows, a few hairs float and the scalp around them hurts!

Seeing that my gestures are not as free and easy as in the past, I look unhappy. Several senior beauties in our office unanimously recommend "Luo".

It must be uncomfortable to think of going out to study on Thursday, and procrastination is not the way; So I put aside my fears and readily agreed.

I'm going to the school gate to take Mr. Jiang's grandson's motorcycle. His motorcycle business is too good to get home yet. After waiting a few minutes, he came back. The car was still running, so I got on and left. He is very talkative, talking about the East and the West, and finally talking about Romania. He said that if people are unfamiliar, Luo will not be treated; He sometimes stops prescribing medicine. After all, he is over eighty years old. I know that people who run motorcycles are hearsay and may not be accurate. But there is a saying that I am "over eighty years old". Will I get old? I contacted Xiaxia again and said that she took her mother to see a doctor in Luona, but she only used the medicine she put on, but she left the medicine she took. I was scared, because I knew that the medicine I put on should be the same as that of the doctor in front. What's the point if I dare not take medicine? Have the cheek to eat. What if something goes wrong? Barefoot doctor. I haven't lived enough. ...

The motorcycle turned east and west on the hillside path and the field path, and finally stopped in a small yard. Not spacious, three bungalows; The floor of the bluestone slab is quite clean. There is a square table on the balcony against the wall. The thin old man is dancing with his back to me, and there is a man and a woman sitting next to him. There is still an old woman sitting on a small bench on the ground.

Listening to the sound of the motorcycle stalling, the old man turned to look at us. He still wears reading glasses hanging on the tip of his nose, and his eyes exposed from the frame are still full of god. My hanging heart was put back in its original place, when he smiled and said hello: "Sit anywhere." I know he is the legendary "Luo". Say hello to Teacher Luo!

I went to sit opposite him, with little gray hair, dark face and ordinary clothes. The woman who is seeing a doctor is over sixty years old. People in Yongquan Temple are talking about it. I understand everything. I walked here. My grandson was brought by a guest. He ate green beans for lunch, and another grandson itched ... Luo didn't speak, so he immediately prescribed a prescription.

His eyes looked at me from the frame and asked, "Where is your hometown?" "Yunlong" "Oh, I know many people in Yunlong," he said after stopping to think. "A few days ago, volunteers from Xiyan came to get the medicine." He said unhurriedly, "He has three unfilial sons, and his son is better. I gave him the medicine and asked him to buy it online. I told him that it was 1000 yuan a gram, and his son bought it for 800 yuan, thinking that he had made a profit. Take a look here, hey! " I quickly interjected: "Is it the volunteer with the broken leg? When I was a student, I was an old man, with metal prostheses and leather condoms. I walked with dignity! I'm afraid there are more than ninety! ? ""Yes, ninety-six, just full. He earns more than 3,000 a month and his wife more than 2,000. This is the service fee. I have confiscated his pulse money (prescription drugs) ......

The woman said she, he wrote his, and chatted with me. I stopped answering, for fear of affecting his thinking. I saw him write a 4*3, and then draw a circle, which is considered to have completed the prescription of the woman's eldest grandson.

The woman put ten yuan on the table and walked out slowly. Rollán easily put the money in the paper box, turned to me and said, "Actually, that woman …" When he saw the man come and sit down, he said nothing more.

The man is tall, his black shoes are spotless, his blue jeans are clean and comfortable, and his purple shirt looks cool. He introduced himself: "I work in Longquanyi, and my hometown is from Zhejiang." I asked with some boast, "How do you know that Teacher Luo is a good cook?" "I have relatives here." "The last time I ate the medicine you prescribed for half a month, it was much better. Today, my son is free. Drive me there and have a look. "

Teacher Luo became serious and stood up. His chin is just above the man's head. He picked up the magnifying glass backhand, looked at the head carefully, frowned, replaced the magnifying glass with one hand, picked up the pliers in his right hand, and casually "cut" a few hairs. I clearly saw that man shaking! He casually looked at it with a magnifying glass, and then sniffed it under his nose. Put down the magnifying glass, picked up a small piece of gauze in the cash box, wiped it on the pliers, and threw a few hairs underground. Pliers "plop" and throw them back into the paper frame accurately, quickly and smartly.

He began to ask, "Did you use ointment or water last time?" "This time I gave you the ointment. It was too dangerous to use water last time. If it falls in your eyes, it is an accident. We are treating diseases and saving lives, not treating diseases for the sake of treating diseases. " When he finished writing, he sighed, crossed out the medicine on the written prescription and scribbled another medicine on the bottom. I asked for a few more words, wanted to make a note beside me, so I stopped writing and said, "I'm not responsible for anything!" " How many times have I told you to cover your eyes with a towel! ! ! "

He looked up at me while writing, smiled casually and asked me, "Do you think we were the best before pacifying the school?" ! One of the best in this area? Why are you so arrogant now? ! Second from the bottom! "I smiled awkwardly." How do you know that? " "The last time Mr. Tang came, I also asked. He said that this topic is hard to say. " "It's really hard to say ..." I replied, a little embarrassed.

Fortunately, the man got up. Handed him ten dollars and said, "Keep the change." "no!" Luo went into the back room and took out five yuan and handed it to the man. He turned around and chatted with me again.

I am afraid that he will pull my hair and explain my illness to him carefully. He asked me, "What medicine are you allergic to?" As soon as my heart warms up, he is not confused and very professional. She didn't ask this question the last time she went to Tolbridge clinic. I often see a doctor at Teacher Qin, who knows that I am allergic to sulfonamides!

He continued to chat with me. Teacher Jiang's grandson is sitting in the distance, playing with his mobile phone. He whispered to me, "That woman's husband is also a teacher. He died unjustly and miserably. It was this woman who ran outside the classroom to watch and wouldn't let him talk to the older girls. The primary school students in the village are all very big ... How can the teacher not talk to the students? .. The room was noisy, and the exam was put down, so the headmaster Tao became angry slowly ... Liver cirrhosis, liver cancer died ... "He suddenly stopped writing, with a sly look in his eyes, and approached me. ! ! "Say that finish satisfiedly smiled, look quite a bit between love and hate clearly justified, like a naughty old urchin! ! !

I said I was not allergic to penicillin, but he asked me several times and finally crossed it out. He said, "I used the best medicine. Generally, I use the dosage of 1.25, and I use the dosage of 3.75. Unlike some doctors who use three or four tablets, it is easy to calculate more money! ! ! "Finally, I would like to add a few words:" Medical treatment is a cure, not just a cure. Talent is the most important thing. " I suddenly remembered the feeling of an old driver driving. "The older you get, the more timid and cautious you are." It is probably the same reason that a doctor sees a doctor and a driver drives a car.

I stayed up late tonight to write an article about Luo. In fact, it's not just because I took two pills that my head hurts less. Mainly because I have been thinking about what his name should be on the road. Luo, Luo or Luo? I didn't think these three names might be his until now. Liang Yi: Good medical skills and easy natural medical care; Liang Yi: Perseverance, selflessness, natural learning and good governance; Liang Yi: Actually, I think his name should be "Luo" now: he has love and affection in his heart.