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Chen Baocun: Moving famous universities such as Peking University and Tsinghua to Gansu seems to ease the congestion in Beijing. The complete works of txt are free.
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Chen Baocun: Moving famous universities such as Peking University and Tsinghua to Gansu seems to ease the congestion in Beijing.
Last night, Dong Fan sent me an old joke (I asked him to ask Mr. Pan if it was true, but he didn't answer): "Pan Shiyi once went to Sina to do a program and stood in front of Sina's French window. He saw a large clearing below. he is filled with a wild ecstatic happiness. He sent an urgent telegram to his secretary: We didn't know there was such a big open space in Zhongguancun. Let's see if it has been sold. Buy it quickly! Later, the secretary called back: Manager Pan, that's Peking University! "
Actually, look again, and Tsinghua. Looking further into the city, there are famous schools such as Beijing Normal University, National People's Congress and University of Science and Technology, which occupy the bustling area of Beijing. In the eyes of Mr. Pan and your bosses, it's a pity. So much land in the center of Beijing can't be developed, and it is completely occupied by famous schools in Beijing. I guess Mr. Pan will think: If all these famous schools are moved to Gansu (not necessarily Gansu, but I think they can be moved to nearby Shijiazhuang, Langfang, Baoding and Tangshan), how much land will Beijing save in real estate development? It seems that the most important thing for famous schools to move out of Beijing is to ease the traffic congestion in Beijing.
Recently, I heard from friends in the industry that many Beijing college students started the process of buying houses in Beijing after the opening ceremony. Then, how much of Beijing is brought about by the advantages of urban resources, especially educational resources? ...
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