My silly husband

In the morning before leaving for work, I sat on my husband’s lap and acted coquettishly. I asked him: “Is my skin good?” My husband held my face and looked left and right, and then placed circles on my face with his right index finger. He said: "Look at the big pores on the cheeks, and their mouths are open. Hey, the pores on the forehead are even bigger. I will make an egg white mask for you tonight." I looked at him with an unhappy and disgusted look on my face, and then left!

After I came back from get off work, he had already cooked a meal waiting for me, urging me to eat quickly and put on a facial mask. After I had eaten, I said I wanted to make another fruit salad, but he couldn’t, so I just I taught him step by step how to do it. Before I finished eating, I asked if I could do a facial mask. I said I had to reply to another email. After replying to the email, I found a bunch of things to do. He urged me to do the facial mask one after another. Five or six times! After I washed my face, I lay there waiting for him to apply a facial mask on me, but it turned out that he didn’t know how to do it at all. He asked me how many bananas to use, and I said that one centimeter long would be enough. I saw him putting one centimeter long bananas on a There is a transparent bowl filled with a lot of liquid.

Me: What is the liquid in the bowl?

Husband: Egg white!

Me: Why so many egg whites?

Husband: I used the egg yolks when making noodle soup for you, and deliberately kept all the egg whites to make you a facial mask!

Me: A quarter of an egg white is enough.

Husband: Why didn’t you tell me earlier! ! !

Me: Shouldn’t I use a spoon to puree the bananas first, and then add the egg whites to it?

Husband: Why didn’t you tell me earlier? What should I do now?

Me: I don’t care, just watch and do it!

In the end, I don’t know how many more bananas he added and how long he held it with his hands until he made a bowl of mushy egg white mask. He asked me to lie on the bed and apply it on my face. There was no trace left on my face. Hell, my eyes were completely blurred.

Me: Did you blind your eyes too?

Husband: Yeah! All painted!

Me: Then how can I open my eyes for a while?

Husband: Can’t I open my eyes after doing it?

Me: Yes, I can’t even open my eyes after doing it.

Husband: Let’s talk about it later!

My silly husband! I have done this ridiculous thing more than once! Last time I heard from somewhere that applying tomatoes to the eyes can remove bags under the eyes, and it was full of jokes!