Joke jokes Daquan: Escort a sister to start a business _ Laugh till your stomach hurts _ Laugh till your girlfriend is happy.

Laid-off girls, don't cry, stand tall and walk into nightclubs; Accompany big money, earn tips, and do not increase the burden on the country;

Mom and dad, who have been suffering for half their lives, are very sad to be unemployed when they are old;

Weak girl, self-reliance, physical development, support parents.

Do beauty, breast augmentation, and learn Chinese and foreign kung fu;

Practice internal skills, learn oral English well, and skillfully match customs and temperament;

Tango, four steps, all kinds of preferences should be right;

Will be reserved, will be clever indulgence, seize the opportunity to make it;

More coquetry, less loquacious, accurate taste to oil;

Very comfortable and tired, stimulating domestic demand and creating foreign exchange.

Who dares to say: no status, I slept with the leader last night!

All my guests want tickets, but how can the leaders not sign up?

Don't you dare say: this is a crime, bah! It was an evil old society.

If he likes it, I will accompany him. Who am I and the leader?

Dare you say: the atmosphere is defeated, and the leaders praise me for being cute!

Open your mind and do everything well, which is more thorough than giving yourself;

Eliminate hidden dangers, except interference, black and white are put down;

Anti-corruption bureau, commission for discipline inspection, organization department police force.

The fragrance is fragrant, the beauty is drunk, and the red lips gently open the skirt;

The bones are crisp and the will is weak, and everyone defends me;

Choose a backer, stand firm and get the first rule of leadership.

Live high's thought, more publicity, selfless dedication, more celebrations,

One does not steal, the other does not rob, and everything is dedicated to the country and the party;

No funds, no loans, bring your own equipment to produce.

No land occupation, no building, just a Zhang Gong bed;

No noise, no pollution, shouting in a low voice at the critical moment;

No women, no men, will not bring trouble to the country;

Live the economy, increase influence and accumulate development funds.

Attitude, skills and ways to make money should be clear;

You are comfortable, I am happy, and you must be satisfied to be stable.

If you become an official, I will get rich. If you want to be gentle, you can come.

I often regret learning from my predecessors while I am young and accumulate more.