What are some humorous jokes about sheep?

First, the mother taught her son to do the homework of looking at pictures and connecting lines. The mother told her son that wolves should eat sheep and have connections. The son cried that sheep would hurt people and wolves would eat grass. The little boy was in tears and looked very upset.

Second, my father-in-law keeps several sheep at home. During the Chinese New Year, my uncle sent me half a skinned sheep, so I had to shave it off and put it in the refrigerator. My daughter-in-law was studying medicine at that time, and the sheep were separated by flesh and blood. I was dumbfounded. At this time, my wife looked at me and said, "If you dare to do something sorry for me in the future, just wait."

Third, listen to my daughter-in-law, and it is convenient to register at the door of the community. When I was at work last night, a young woman came to the shop, wearing a pure white plush coat, probably fur. I didn't see it with my own eyes At that time, the security guard in the store was obviously nervous. Later, when the young woman entered the store, the uncle told my daughter-in-law, Oh, you scared me to death. I thought a sheep came in and was going out. How did I see the sheep stand up? Scared me to death.

Fourth, my friend gave me a whole sheep to chop up and put it in the refrigerator. I found an axe and a machete and didn't know what to do for a long time! Daughter-in-law, a medical student, picked up a sharp fruit knife, and soon it was divided into several large pieces, and then the skeleton and meat were separated. I admired it very much, and then my daughter-in-law came over and said, "If you dare to do something wrong to me, this will be your end!" " "A night didn't sleep well, always feel chilly behind ...

Five, there are two people with poor eyesight, leading the sheep in front and leading the chicken behind. The sheep was pulling all the way in front, and the one holding the chicken behind shouted, "Brother, you dropped your black beans." The man who led the sheep gave him a look and replied, "You still have a parrot with long eyes."

6. Once, I came last in the exam, and my mother beat me up when I got home. At that time, the sheep didn't like it, so they hit their mother with their heads to prevent her from hitting me. My mother was chased all over the yard. Afterwards, my mother said to me: Daughter, your sheep is not a sheep, but obviously a dog.

7. Last night, I drove my girlfriend home. The girlfriend asked, what do you think we are? I said, I don't know. Girlfriend said: it's a shame. Me: What's to be ashamed of? Nobody saw it. My girlfriend said: I am a sheep.

Eight, someone insomnia, ask the doctor for help. The doctor asked, haven't you tried counting sheep? The patient replied: Of course, it was just dawn when I counted 5648.