What are the classic jokes about teachers in education?

When I was in primary school, Li Huai was very naughty. She once scraped the face of a female classmate with a pen tip.

The teacher taught Li Huai: You cut a scar on her face, and then you must marry her.

Li Huai thought for a moment, suddenly very happy: Teacher, I'll scratch the faces of some female classmates.

Teacher: Yes, but you should think it over. From now on, they will scratch each other's faces all day.

From then on, Li Huai never dared to brush the face of a female classmate.

2. Full marks

In junior high school, Li Huai studied hard.

After an exam, Li Huai confidently said to the teacher, full marks.

The next day, Li Huai met the teacher.

Teacher: There are many students with full marks this time, and the topics are relatively simple.

Li Huai was a little disappointed.

The teacher added, however, you didn't get full marks this time.

Step 3 graduate

In high school, Li Huai's thoughts were deserted, ranking 5th in Grade One, 7th in Grade Two and 30th in Grade Three.

At the graduation dinner, the head teacher and Li Huai said: You finally graduated!

Step 4 be a man

When I first entered the university, the teacher said, what did you study in the university? Learn to be a man!

After a semester, Li Huai failed several courses and paid a lot of tuition fees.

When the teacher found Li Huai, Li Huai held out his hand and said, "Teacher, I am learning to be a man." .

Teacher: Nobody told you to learn to be a good person!

Step 5 write a composition

The Chinese teacher said that writing a composition during the exam is mainly done well, and then the beginning and end of the composition are written well.

Li Huai wanted to be lazy, so he asked, What about the middle?

Teacher: If you don't want to write, you can write the text in the middle. Be careful not to make mistakes in dictation, including punctuation,

6. What is laziness?

The teacher asked the students to write a composition entitled: What is laziness?

In the evening, the teacher corrected the exercise book, opened Li Huai's book, and saw that the first page was blank, the second page was blank, and turned to the third page, which read: This is called laziness.

When the composition was handed out, Li Huai saw that the scores and comments were blank. The teacher said: this is laziness!

7. deceptive

Physics Health Teacher: In the last exam, Li Huai counted his ribs, which was cheating. In order to prevent you from cheating, the topic of today's test paper is bone, skin and hair.

8. English test

Li Huai's foreign languages are very poor. In a classroom test, Li Huai said to the English teacher, Teacher, just send me the answer sheet, and there is no need for a test paper.

Teacher: Why don't I send you the test paper instead of the answer sheet, so I don't have to correct it?

9. Where is Brazil?

In geography class, the geography teacher said: Today we are going to talk about Brazil. Where is Brazil? On page 55 of the textbook,

10, in America

On Teacher's Day, Li Huai suddenly remembered calling the teacher many years ago.

Li Huai: Happy holidays, teacher!

Teacher: What grade and class are you in?

Li Huai: 1 class Li Huai, class 96.

Teacher: The one who failed the English exam?

Li Huai: Yes, yes, sir, it's me.

Teacher: That's good. I'm always worried about those who are good at English. Are they in America now?