Qq funny quick reply language daquan

-Ah, you miss me so soon? No hurry! Be right back.

I'm going to smoke. Please talk to the machine first ~ ~

If you need me, please shout!

You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

I am playing gobang. I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time, and I will be photographed naked if I lose again this time! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

The nine-headed bird went to eat, because it has nine heads, so it may take a little more time. ...

Scared, all nine heads are eating. When he comes back, it is estimated that you will grow nine heads.

Extremely vicious type:

-Look! what are you reading? What's there to see!

-Do you know you're bored? !

-If you say no, you are not! Believe it or not, I'm not here!

── I'm in a hurry to write a manuscript, so I'm going to cut off your tongue, hum. ...

Whoa, whoa, get out of here. It's so scary.

In fact, the most frustrating thing is not the fierce reply. Friends automatically reply with one word: hmm. "Hmm" is just one word, but he has said it countless times, making you cry, making you make trouble and hanging yourself here. He is still stunned: Hmm.

The most admirable thing is the experts who have been prepared.

The enemy will stop, there are ways to cover:

-Artificial respiration starts now. If you call me, I'll vomit back. ...

-Want to talk to me? I don't know much, that's all!

Hi, I'm QQ of Angel. She is very busy, so I ignore you.

Hey, hey, want to see my automatic reply? ! No way!

If I'm not here, I'll reply to you automatically. Do you know what an automatic reply is? For example, you have read this sentence more than twice. Hehe, try again and make sure you can see the same thing more than twice.

Go to the joke map to see more wonderful jokes:

-I'm in the bathroom.

-The line is busy!

-in the gastrointestinal structure ...

Such people are generally very determined. The following reply is a series of tricks that make people laugh and cry:

── I'm hitting on another MM(GG), and I'll hit on you when I'm done!

-Why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

Dear, please wait for me for a while, my child is crying. ...

Please don't leave me before I leave you.

-In a trance, tears raged on my face. Are you crying? Who cares? Clouds floating in the sky, will she stay? ...

Impressive, right But what is more powerful is the Tang priest type, which is sticky.

Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?

-Oh, you are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.

Do you know what "Party Dangdang" is? "Dangdang Dangdang" only means you ~

If you don't leave such people, countless flies will get into your ears and buzz.

I don't know what to say:

-Ah, well, coax!

── hee hee, hey hey, ha ha, ha ha. ...

My eyelashes fell into the milk, and there was nothing in the sky. I used to be ...

──& amp； ^%%$@@&； * * & amp^%$$#$#@%&； Ok, it's a deal.

Can you understand the above? The most terrible thing is, a surprised a reply at first glance:

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down.

Banana, your big watermelon, let me bite you again! Kaka Kaka Kaka ...

Others take pains to provide you with many choices:

-Di, this is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. JJ, please send it twice, and I'll contact you. GG, DD, don't send it again, because I won't contact you if I send it!

If it is noon, I will go to eat; If it is working hours, I am called by my boss to give a lecture; If you are the boss, forget it ... there are games that make people fall n times. You're not negotiable:

-Comrade, you have worked hard, please continue!

Please wait while the hard disk is being formatted. ...

I just received the garbled code, please resend it.