Upset, what good songs or jokes are there?

1, loving you is my career, thinking about you is my career, hugging you is my specialty, kissing you is my specialty, I want to plan my career, develop my career, give full play to my specialty and do my major well on Valentine's Day! 2. My girlfriend asked me how to spend Tanabata. I'm playing dumb. Tanabata? Do you want to eat zongzi? She laughed at me. What kind of zongzi did she eat? ! How about eating moon cakes? ! 3. In those days, the Weaver Girl came down to take a bath, met Cowherd, and interpreted a love story that made the gods cry. This tells us that there is no chance to take a bath at home, so we must go to the river to take a bath! 4, Tanabata is coming, warm reminder in advance: send some flowers and plants implicitly, run with lively hands, really full, sing and dance enthusiastically, embrace romantically, fall down on a crazy night, and send a text message timidly. 5, sending roses is too vulgar, giving money is too vulgar, watching movies is uncomfortable, going to eat and getting fat, and shopping is hard; I can't believe this feeling, so I will send you a text message on Tanabata to wish you a happy Valentine's Day! I need a wife to cook for me. Beauty, you are so cute. Can you care about me? I am handsome and dressed in fashion. I have always believed in true love. I hope to have a relationship, and I will have a good time about the romantic Tanabata. 7. Cowherd: The legal holiday is coming again. Are you okay in your hometown? Home is great now! Honey, go home. Weaver Girl: Forget me, dear, freedom is not mine. The boss gave me a car, so don't say anything else! Cowherd: The baby calls his mother every day, thinking that she is crazy and crying for a day and a night. Your heart is really cruel. Weaver Girl: Stop it, Dad. I am not a good mother. I'm not cruel. It's that the world is changing too fast. 8, appreciation of the term a magpie fairy Author: (Song) Qin Guan fairy cloud sharp, flying stars spread hate, jump in secret. On the seventh day of autumn dew and autumn, it is time to meet, mostly those who are together in the world, but the appearance of husband and wife. Tender as water, like a dream, you can go home from the bridge! If the relationship between two people is long-lasting, it is still a matter of time! I wish all lovers will be well.