Funny self-deprecating sentences about life

1. Personal introduction: Poor, humble, unable to move.

2. Others have backgrounds, but I have backgrounds.

3. My life can be summed up in nine words: Do whatever you want with your salary, and it will be cool when your salary is exhausted.

4. I have to choose one to make money or to make friends.

5. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out.

6. I started making money when I was 18 years old. I went from having one yuan to being penniless, and then working hard from being penniless to now being heavily in debt. This is me, a different kind of fireworks, I That's me, I get angry when I see myself.

7. The memory of the word "life" for more than twenty years makes my brain twitch and my spinal cord spasm. Still missing the point.

8. For us now, what we can’t get up is our grades, what we can’t get down is our weight, what we can’t pick up and put down is chopsticks, what we can’t get into is our bed.

9. You can’t even control what time you go to bed, so you still want to control your life? You don't even wash the dishes, but you still want to show your presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

10. When people are really busy, they don’t have many complex emotions at all. People who are too idle will take trivial matters seriously.

11. Gao Fushuai’s wallet is like a flower, making people smile every time they open it. My wallet is like an onion, making people burst into tears every time I open it!

12. I used to think that as long as a person grows up, he will become mature and capable, but now I know that many things have nothing to do with age, and fools will only become big fools when they grow up.

13. Don’t talk to me about your ideals, quit! That thing is not very valuable, and if it is not repaired properly, it will lead to bankruptcy.

14. When I was a child, I didn’t like eating, which made me short now; now I like eating, which makes me fat and short. I hugged my fat self sadly.

15. In the past, staying together was a couple, but now staying together is a mobile phone. Once the phone is in your hand, it will last forever. If the phone is not in your hand, your soul will be gone.

16. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? If you transfer 10 yuan to me, you pay successfully.

17. In the card game of life, God is the one who deals the cards, but it is ourselves who play the cards.

18. Don’t think of yourself as too great. You must know that in other people’s world, no matter how well you do, you are just a supporting role.

19. I usually show up in the afternoon, otherwise you will fall in love with me sooner or later.

20. The world belongs to us and the children, but sooner or later it will belong to the grandchildren!

21. Journey to the West tells us that monsters with backgrounds will be rescued by leaders, while those without backgrounds will be beaten to death with a stick!

22. Reason is always cleaning up the mess of sensibility.

Twenty-three. The same bottle of drink costs five yuan in a convenience store and sixty yuan in a five-star hotel. In many cases, a person's value depends on his location.

24. There are two reasons why I am an older leftover girl: first, no one can look down on me; second, no one can look down on me.

25. When problems arise, always look for the cause within yourself. Don’t blame the lack of gravity on the earth for constipation.

Twenty-six. Another day has passed. How was your day? Is your dream farther away?

Twenty-seven. I get scolded four times a day: I don’t get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don’t read a book all day, and I don’t sleep at night.

Twenty-eight, we swipe the screen, and the years swipe people.

Twenty-nine. Try everything you do. If you don’t try, how will you know what you are really not good at?

Thirty. From having nothing at the beginning of the year to being penniless at the end of the year, don’t forget your original intention and your busy life will be in vain!