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One weekend, I went to visit the museum. When people are in a hurry, I run to the men's room. When I got there, I slammed the compartment and unbuttoned my pants, so it was convenient to get ready. Suddenly, in the small room next door, a man asked, "Hey, buddy, how are you?" I usually don't talk to other men in the men's room, but I don't know why that day, so I casually replied, "Nothing." Just as I was absorbed in what I should do, the next door said, "What do you want to do later?" I think this guy is too friendly. How can he make friends with others in the toilet? Maybe he's lonely? So, although I was reluctant, I answered him: "I will go home after watching the exhibition." "Can you come to see me later?" Now, I fully understand who I met: either a perverted homosexual or a psychopath. I couldn't stand it anymore, so I gave him a stern reply: "Boring! Please leave me alone. " The people next door didn't say anything. I finally breathed a sigh of relief. We must take such a mental illness seriously. Suddenly, another voice came from next door: "Sorry, brother, I'll turn off my phone first and call you back later." . There is a pervert next door to me. He is always there to answer my questions ... I must cure him! "I hope to adopt