God joke: I accidentally cursed in front of my elders, how to resolve it more handsomely

1. I was arguing with my classmates and blurted out: Damn... I saw the reflection on the window and the teacher was behind me. It was abruptly changed to: Can I rely on you? Then he leaned on his classmate's shoulder shyly and immediately stopped the scolding war!

2. One classmate scolded another classmate: Damn you... Seeing the teacher coming from behind, he quickly added: Are you feeling well? These words made another classmate look confused, and there was such an operation

3. I remember one time my dad was at home: Are you in the room? I almost blurted out: Dad is here. In his haste, he turned a corner and said: Dad...Dad, yes, I am in the room!

4. A classmate of mine wants to scold you: Your mother is that&%! But when I saw the teacher, I instantly changed it to: Is your mother's... illness cured?

5. A friend was very excited and just wanted to say: Oh my god! Because my mother was by my side, I changed it to: On my day... the red mist is flying over the western mountains! His mother looked surprised and asked: Son, did you take the wrong medicine today?

6. Once I was taking a bus with my mother and I was sitting on the edge. I saw a very disgusting video on Weibo and blurted out: Damn it! He immediately changed his mind: He, he touched me! The big brother standing in the aisle frowned at me? < /p>

8. Last time I was working on multimedia in class, I couldn’t finish it for a long time, so I blurted out: Fuck... I looked at the teacher next to me and suddenly changed to: I... I can’t do it either! The teacher gave me a resentful look.

9. Hold the grass, I accidentally blurted it out in front of my dad once. My dad glanced at me, and I immediately changed my mind: What's up, do I speak English?

10. Just like when I was planning to scold: Damn it! I found the teacher next to me, so I turned around and said: I...wipe the blackboard, wipe the blackboard.

11. My deskmate was too timid. I scared him behind his back and argued with me for a long time. I got angry and kept saying: I scared you to death, you idiot... When I saw the head teacher turning to look at me, I quickly said: I was so scared that I almost missed the perfect you.

12. My sister doesn’t eat well, and I just wanted to scold her: You bastard, do you want to eat? As a result, when I saw my father, the words that came to my lips suddenly turned into: You rabbit, your too young and too simple child doesn't know how to eat, do you want your brother to feed you?

13. The most embarrassing thing is playing games at home and blurting out: MMP. Shengsheng pressed: Mom, I don’t know how to answer the question, so just shut up. Mother: What are you calling me for?

14. Every time after eating, I want to say: I’m so scared of my dad, but it’s hard to hold back the words until I say: I’m so scared of my dad? I'm stuffed! My dad turned his head, thought about it for a few minutes, and said: Dad didn’t survive.

15. My mother made her own porridge tonight, so I got myself a full bowl with some meat in it. The moment I drank it, I felt the malicious intent of this porridge towards me. . Then I said something: Oh my god, what kind of chicken...meat is this? Isn't this porridge too unpleasant to drink?