Are there any jokes that can make me laugh?

A colleague got under the table and soon screamed, "That's it! I pressed the wrong button! I pressed the main switch of all computer patch panels!" " Everyone was surprised: "But our computer is still on?" " !"

A colleague's voice came from under the desk: "My hand hasn't been raised yet, and the whole office was silent for two seconds!" " ! ""turn it off! ! Turn it off! ! ！” "save! ！” "You hold on, hold on! ! ! "

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The wife cried in the mirror: "I am getting fatter and fatter!" " Getting old! More and more ugly! "Later, the wife spoiled her husband:" Husband, you praised me and coaxed me! " "

The husband thought for a moment and said, "Well, wife, your eyesight is still very good!" " "

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Sometimes when I see a person who is particularly beautiful and I like him very much, I will stare at him for a long time … until my hands are so sore that I have to put down the mirror …

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The girl waited under the tree for half an hour before her boyfriend came. She said unhappily, besides the alarm clock, elevator failure and traffic jam, can you name any new reasons for being late? Your boyfriend said with a smile, you are too early.

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A man quarreled with his girlfriend. When he called to apologize, the phone rang for a long time and finally got through ... Man: "..."

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