Joke: The story of two ants _ Laughing till your stomach hurts _ hilarious to tease your girlfriend.

In the evening, there are two ants, Ant A and Ant B, walking on the beach. The weather has changed a little. Ant a said it would rain tonight, and ant b looked at it and said it wouldn't. Ant a said she wanted to find a place to sleep. Right in front of him, there are two close lovers on the beach. Two ants climbed up. Ant A said it would rain, so I slept in the cave. Ant B said it wouldn't rain tonight, so I slept on the lawn. The next day, two ants got up and were soaked through. Ant B said, "It really rained last night. I wish I slept in the hole. " Ant A said, "Stop it. A snake entered the cave last night. As soon as it came in, I kicked it in the foot. It went out again, went out and came in again. It went in and out for a long time and finally beat me away. Damn it, it spit on me after it ran away. I'm all wet. "