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43 essential sayings for high-emotional businessmen
43 essential sayings for high-emotional businessmen
1. People ask you if you know how to drink? Wrong answer: No, no, I don’t know how to drink. You can answer this way: I am good at pouring wine
2. When someone compliments you for your good looks! You can answer like this, I like it when you tell the truth so seriously
3. Others say you are a bit short! Wrong answer: It's none of your business. You can answer like this: There is no way, it’s all because of your appearance
4. When someone asks you to praise you for being so talented, you can answer like this: Thank you for your compliment. Compared with this, I am more Admire your eyes
5. When someone asks you are you there? You can answer like this: Tell me what is going on first, so I can decide whether I am there or not
6. When someone asks you how old you are? You can answer like this: Everyone says I look like 18 years old, about the same age as you
7. People say you have a tan. Wrong answer: The black spots are fine and healthy.
You can answer like this: I tanned deliberately because I don’t want to be a "superficial" person
8. When someone asks you how much your monthly salary is, you can answer like this: About a little more than 40,000 ( 4000.0)
9. Change: Treat you to dinner to: I will wait for you with delicious food
10. Change: I like you to: Let me come for the rest of my life Take care of you
11. Change: Your photo is so beautiful to: Your photo is a bit flawed, maybe there is one of me missing in it
12. Change: What are you doing? Cheng: I guess if you are either busy, you must be thinking of me
13. Change: I miss you to: I think you must be busy, so you only need to read the first three words
14. Change: Have you eaten yet to: I can hear your stomach growling through the screen. Can you be nicer to it and go eat quickly?
15. Change: Good morning to: The sun asked me to wake you up for him, so that he won’t show your ass
16. Change: Good night to: Don’t close the window when you sleep tonight I want to secretly enter your dream
17. Change: Hahaha to: You are so interesting!
18. Change: You are awesome! Change: The master is actually in me Around me
19. Change: I don’t know! to: Maybe I can understand
20. Change: Do you understand? to: Did I understand?
21. Change: Whatever! to: Listen to you
22. Change: Buy, buy, buy! to: You can consider buying it
23. Change: Damn it! Change to: Thousands of words are in my heart
24. Change: Hmm to: No problem
25. Change: I am so annoyed to: I need to calm down
26. Change: I don’t know how I knew to change it to this one.
27. Change: No time to: Something urgent
28. Didn’t read it Change it to: I haven’t seen it but it sounds very good
29. Change: Keep you waiting for a long time to: Thank you for your patience
30. Change: It doesn’t matter Cheng: I'm OK
31. Change: I don't know how to: I need to learn it too
32. Change: I'm so stupid to: You have great ideas
33. Change: You are too bad to: You actually have a lot of room for improvement
34. Others say to you: You are late! Wrong answer: Sorry! High EQ People answer: Thank you for still waiting for me
35. Others say to you: I am busy. Wrong answer: Go ahead! People with high emotional intelligence answer: I will wait for you to come back
36. Others say to you: You are so beautiful! Wrong answer: Thank you! People with high emotional intelligence answer: You are so discerning
37. Others say to you: They don’t think much of you Beautiful, what a temperament you have! Wrong answer: I don’t think you’ve gone anywhere! People with high emotional intelligence answer: Girls who are truly beautiful and temperamental are good at complimenting others, so I think you are very beautiful
38. Others say to you: You are so outstanding! I am really proud of you! Wrong answer: Thank you for your compliment! People with high emotional intelligence answer: You must be proud of me without even looking at who my best friend is. Don’t look at who I am as your niece, or whose sister I am, or whose student I am...
39. Others say to you: I think you and XX are similar. Wrong answer: Ah! Really? Ah! Okay! People with high emotional intelligence answer: Really? I like her very much. I think she is so beautiful and talented
40. Others say to you: You must have made a lot of money this month! Wrong answer: No way! Just average! People with high emotional intelligence answer: Hey, I have gained a few pounds again. 41. Others say to you: Do you still live alone? Wrong answer: No. ! (Nervous) A person with high emotional intelligence answers: I'm afraid I'll scare you when I'm half human
42. When someone pays you attention.
Wrong answer: Thank you! People with high emotional intelligence answer: It's great, we can meet again in the next article. 43. Focus on interpersonal communication and speak with high emotional intelligence. Welcome! Those who are more intelligent than others can conquer the world alone, and their emotions are higher than others. People can conquer the world by relying on the strength of others. Those who are wiser than others can help others to conquer the world. People who are more emotional than others can conquer the world if others are willing to help them.
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