Writing in Minnan is very funny.

1. Funny video Teacher Wang tells a composition. Although I have met many teachers and taught me many teachers, one of them impressed me the most-Mr. Wang, the funny teacher! He is my fourth grade math teacher. During this period, many hilarious things happened in our class.

There was a funny incident when the class started at 0: 00, and Wang Dican of our class sang in his seat: "I'm not Huang Rong, I can't do martial arts."

At this moment, Teacher Wang came into the classroom and heard Wang Dican's voice saying, "You can't do martial arts. I'll teach you martial arts! " Now you can go to the stake. "The students all laughed, and Wang Dican stood in the corner laughing.

One morning, I was having a math class. Teacher Wang saw two people playing cards. Teacher Wang said, "So-and-so, do you like playing cards very much? Then call my home after school and teach my daughter. She can't play cards yet! " The students burst into laughter, and both of them blushed with shame.

Do you think he is interesting?

2. My son's teacher said that my son wrote many lyrics of popular songs in Minnan. I said, should I persuade my son or the teacher?

You can say this to the teacher:

The contradiction analysis method in materialist dialectics put forward by Marx requires us to analyze concrete problems. Sun Yat-sen once said, "The trend of the world is vast. If you follow it, you will prosper, and if you go against it, you will die." My son used many lyrics of popular songs in Minnan in his composition, which is a sign of keeping pace with the times. This is an innovation. As a teacher, you can't stifle children's innovative ability. Popular Minnan songs are a new thing, and the development of new things is spiraling. Although the lyrics of Minnan songs appear in my son's composition, which is a new thing that can't be accepted by teachers for the time being, Marx's dialectical materialism says: the future is bright and the road is tortuous. As far as my son is concerned, the future is bright, but the road of life is inevitably tortuous. Teacher, you can take the lyrics of Minnan pop songs he used when composing music as the twists and turns in his life.

In short, you should start from an innovative point of view =-= think that not letting your son write such a composition will stifle children's imagination and creativity. Then convince the teacher. Poof.

3. Ask for a funny 7 00-word composition of 5 1Test. NET- first-year writer composition: the most humorous person in my class _700 words.

He, a humorous boy, is the most humorous person in our class and the most veritable "pistachio" in our class. He is my deskmate-Kim, known as "Han Baobao" (hamburger).

A naturally curly black hair, a pair of heavy eyebrows and a pair of intense eyes, his eyelashes are surprisingly long, even longer than girls, a cherry-like mouth, always smiling sweetly, and sometimes always playing dumb. I think if he has shiny black hair, he must be a lovely "doll".

Him! He likes talking nonsense and doesn't know the time and place. He always likes to make fun of every minute in class. If he has a chance to show himself, he will definitely show his skill here and never let go of every minute.

On one occasion, the teacher criticized Huangfu for being indecent. A boy twisted when he walked, so he should correct it, and there should be no bad behavior. At this moment, he immediately jumped out, imitated Huangfu's classmates, wriggled and walked past the podium. He blew a few kisses from time to time to show that the students applauded. The teacher gave him a hard look. He was not nervous and handled it easily. He also asked the teacher if he did it right. The whole class burst into laughter, and the classroom suddenly exploded. Seeing this, he was still very proud and twisted back to his seat.

He asks Mr. Zhang to give him "cigarette fat" (chalk dust) every day. If he doesn't wear it for a day, he will feel uncomfortable and his fur will itch. He also proudly said to me, "well, the teacher didn't put it on you." I envy you! " The teacher's cigarettes are surprisingly fat! I deleted it the day before yesterday and got more than 90 points. I didn't erase it yesterday. I only got over 80 points in the exam. I must erase it more in the future to make myself smarter. "After that, he asked the teacher to wipe it for him every day. When he wiped it, he didn't forget to praise himself, snickered sweetly, held his head high while laughing, and made a face of contending with heaven.

Although he loves to be funny and unreasonable, he is not careless about his studies. He is diligent and studious. I heard that he set himself a learning goal of surpassing the first, which I appreciate very much.

Me! He wrote a doggerel for him: Jin Han turned around and scared two cows in the river; Jin Haner turned around and Liu Xiang changed to playing table tennis; Kim made three turns, and Halley's comet hit the earth.

Please ignore it.

4. The latest hilarious composition The weather is really good today, with clear skies and white clouds floating in Wan Li.

(Never seen such a scene _) My classmate Xiaogang and I go to school by bike. Suddenly, the valve core of his car was broken, so I pulled out my car and put it on him. We continue to ride to school happily together. It turns out that my bike doesn't need a valve core. _) When we passed a department store, I couldn't help feeling: Ah! It seems that people's living standards have really improved. Look at the old farmer, with a refrigerator in his left hand and a TV in his right, trotting home.

Worse than Stephen Chow in Kung Fu? ! ) all say that you can't do two things at once. Just as I was staring at the old man, an old lady suddenly rushed out of the fork. Just then, I came to an emergency stop with a bang, but I still knocked down the old lady and the egg basket in my hand danced with the wind. (What a beautiful egg _) Bang, the old lady was smashed to pieces, but she still stood up and ran away. (This old lady must be a sage like type _) She ran all the way back and said to me, "Take your time, young man. If I hadn't rushed home to nurse my grandson, I would have a good life! " I rushed to school in fear, just stepped on the class and entered the classroom.

The first class is English. As a rule, because I don't understand, I always sleep secretly until class is over. And because I sit in the last row, behind me is the back door of the classroom. Every time after class, my deskmate will wake me up and go out to bask in the sun.

Today, unfortunately, the teacher asked me to answer questions for the first time. I was awakened by my deskmate when I was asleep, thinking that class was over, so I got up and opened the back door and walked out of the classroom. Three minutes later, I felt strange outside the classroom and rushed back to the classroom, only to find that all the teachers and students were in a state of panic.

The teacher tried not to get angry. She repeated the question, but I was in a daze. I stood there for about one minute and ten seconds. The teacher said impatiently, "May I?" I won't scream either! "So he was so angry that he said loudly," Cheep. " The teacher fainted on the spot.

Let's stop here, because writing 600 words is enough. I wrote nearly 100 more words. Will you consider giving extra points to my beautiful and lovely Chinese teacher? Please, please, thank you! I said to myself: Writing is to write what I have seen, heard and thought on paper with a pen. It is ridiculous if there is something unrealistic in the composition. Therefore, the first step in writing a good composition is to observe carefully and make the composition meaningful.

Second, the mistakes in the composition 1. The sports meeting 100 meter sprint finally started, and the students ran out like escaped wild dogs. Teacher's comment: Has the playground become a dog racing field? Ten thousand dogs gallop, which is spectacular! 2. The teacher asked the students to imitate the text "Little Tadpole Looking for Mom" and write a composition about someone. A classmate imitated it like this: my mother has a white stomach and bulging eyes ... Teacher's comment: Like mother, like son, I think you have a white stomach and bulging eyes.

3. On the "bumpy road" of life, we should stick to our own direction ... Teacher's comment: This road can become the ninth miracle after eight wonders of the world relayed the Terracotta Warriors. 4. People's Liberation Army uncles crawl forward one by one, just like green bugs crawling on the ground.

Teacher's comment: Why did my mighty teacher come to you and become a "bug attack team"? The colorful flags are fluttering in the sports field, and men of all ages are throwing darts. One dart for you and one dart for me.

Intestines and stomach are flying all over the sky! Teacher's comment: It's horrible. Is it an amusement park or a slaughterhouse 6. Looking at the gloomy sky ... Teacher's comment: There are days ahead! 7. A hunter is chasing a wild boar in the forest. This fat and clumsy wild boar has been running around for his life many times in the forest. Teacher's comment: Give up your life and run for your life? Does the wild boar want to die or live? 8. A depressed young man was walking alone in the cold street.

Teacher's comment: Poor child! 9. At first, my heart fell to the lowest point of Mount Everest ... Teacher's comment: Where is the lowest point of Mount Everest? East longitude? North latitude? 10. One day, the teacher praised a classmate in the class and said that he used the idiom "green is dripping" well. Almost everyone used "green" in the composition handed in next.

"There is a pot of green flowers in the corner of the classroom"; "Dad took out the green glass"; "She put on a green skirt, which is really green." A boy actually wrote, "I caught a cold these two days and my nose is green."

Teacher's comment: I am so angry with you! I said to myself: for language expression, grammar is an insoluble problem, logic is a right problem, and rhetoric is a good and bad problem. A good embellishment will make your expression more vivid, while a failed embellishment will make your article a laughing stock of others.

A girl's diary wrote: There are many people around my home who have dogs and have no public morality. I just came out from home this morning and saw a pile of shit pulled by some wild dog at the door. I ate a kilo. (massive! Huge! It should be "surprised" )

There is an article about a teacher in China. When introducing the teacher's appearance, it should be "teacher's face", and as a result, students wrote "teacher's paw face" The Chinese teacher is going crazy.

After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "relics", we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip. Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? Teachers never know ... (it should be "appearance") 4. Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" ... Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? 5. My history teacher has long hair shawl, short stature, bad temper and a little "chest" ... Teacher's comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Wait for the next history class and tighten your skin."

(fierce) 6. I think I am a good student who is worried about both my studies and my studies ... Teacher's comment: You should worry-fail. (excellent) 7. It's going to rain, and the farmer's uncle is picking up a small watch in the field.

Teacher's comment: Where can I find it? Let's organize a voluntary labor on Sunday. 8. Just then, a "stroke" car just hit Xiao Qiang.

Teacher's comment: "Stroke" brand car? 9. Those who eat are heroes, and the fittest survive. Teacher's comment: Good teeth and good appetite.

5. The hilarious compositions are all caused by football. I call it "stupidity" In fact, when I was a child, I was very smart. It was not like this at all. At that time, when I was two and a half years old, I knew that 1 could buy a popsicle for a penny. If I steal 10 cents from three children every day, I can buy three popsicles. If I rob ten children every day, I can buy ten popsicles. Then my dad said I had to live in a house with barbed wire. I'm not afraid, but my dad said there were no children to rob me, so I decided to rob 99 children at most every day. You said I was smart or not.

Well, later I became an idiot, mainly related to my hobby. What hobby is football? I remember that year, our team members once again hit the Universe Cup.

I was lucky enough to watch which game. Alas, don't mention how irritating. There is only one football on the field, and the other side has been leading the game and won't let us players touch it. You said, is there such a bully? Our players are really manly. They kicked off their big noses when they went up, but the other side was really good. They turned and ran away with the ball.

Seeing that the ball is about to score, do you think it doesn't matter if you don't pull? Just then, one of our team members grabbed each other's hair with a fly. But the referee insisted that we had fouled, "Oh, my God!" " Isn't this a partnership bullying? You don't want to think about it. What age is it now? It is no longer the world of the late Qing Dynasty. Lafayette drove the crane to the west early. It's the people's world now. You can't bully people like this. What's wrong with scolding you? If you are in a hurry, I will hit you? But our players were so disappointing that they were given a red sign to get rid of.

There is one person missing on the court. How do you say kick? Twelve people kick ten people. Is it fair? The result, of course, is that we finally lost. You said they were all about to score goals, but you wouldn't let us pull. They kick more people than others, and the referee doesn't care. Finally, we lost the ball, but we didn't want to hit anyone. How can there be such a good thing in the world? Our players are really great. When we went up, we fought with them. I'm so anxious to sit on the bench that the police won't let us go. You said it was irritating. Foreigners knocked on our door and we were not allowed to defend ourselves. Grandpa Mao, wake up. Look what a bunch of losers this is.

The last four policemen came up, pinned me to the ground and said I was crazy, which is why you are crazy. I'm not crazy, but they don't believe me. Call a screaming car and take me to a yard. All the people in it are wearing white and blue pajamas. At this time, six people in white coats rushed out of the room and took me to an iron cage, saying that I was insane and wanted to test me.

Do you think they are crazy or I am crazy? Later, a man with a knife came up to me and said, "Tell me quickly, who sent you?"

You are too cruel to me. You said that if people knocked on our door, they would kill Zhongliang. At this time, someone handed me a blank sheet of paper and asked me to draw a ball, saying that I drew it well and looked like it, which showed that I was not crazy. In order to go out, I drew a football carefully.

Show them, give me a conclusion at once, say that I am severely mentally ill, and you say that I am not wronged. They say that anyone who likes to draw football these days is enough to show that he is smart. You think that in our big country, you can't even play football well, and you draw a bird.

At this time, a kind-hearted grandfather came over and said, "Don't be afraid, son. I think they have wronged you. I heard that mental patients are not afraid of pain. I'll show them now. Are you afraid? " After that, the kind old man took out an extra-large tiger shovel from behind and put it on my nose.

While holding back, he comforted me: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, son." Thanks to my loving mother's timely arrival, I was redeemed by money. Since then, I have fallen ill.

It's not well written, but it is definitely my original work. Please advise.