The witty dialogue in Gu Long's novels laughs once at a time.

But I think every sentence makes sense!

There are many dialogues in Gu Long's novels. Male pig's feet and female pig's feet, male pig's feet and female pig's feet, male pig's feet and female pig's feet are cold and long-winded. As soon as balabala came on stage, he kept playing, but the conversation was short and neurotic, so ... the joke was broken!

Like this:

"Is the horizon far away?"

"Not far!"

"People are at the end of the world, how can the end of the world be far away?"

"What color is the bright moon?"

"It is blue, as blue as the sea, as deep and as melancholy."

"Where is the bright moon?"

"In his heart, his heart is the bright moon."

"Where is the knife?"

"The knife is in his hand!"

"What kind of knife is that?"

"His knife is as vast and lonely as the end of the world, as bright and melancholy as the bright moon, and sometimes it looks empty when it is waved out!"

"empty?"

"Empty and illusory, as if it doesn't exist at all, and it seems to be everywhere."

"But his knife doesn't look fast."

"How can an unhappy knife be invincible in the world?"

-Yue Mingdao from Tianya

Sentimental swordsman

Ruthless sword

? And this:

? You're here.

I'm coming.

You came after all.

I came after all.

? You shouldn't have come.

? But I'm already here.

What are you doing here?

I'll kill someone.

Kill who?

Kill the right person.

Who should I kill?

? You should kill someone.

-From "The Sentimental Swordsman's Ruthless Sword"

According to the style of Gu Long, I made up a joke about soy sauce:

Dusk, street, canteen.

A man, a man and two men, one old and one young, stood opposite the counter.

"Is that you?"

"It's me."

"There you are."

"I'm coming."

"You shouldn't have come."

"I'm coming."

"You came after all."

"I'm here after all."

Silence, a long silence.

It seems that two clay sculpture and wood carving people are looking at each other, but the sunset is getting more and more oblique.

What are you doing here? The old man finally broke the silence.

"Soy sauce." Crisp and neat, word for word, without any hesitation. "

The old man pondered for a moment and said slowly, "How much is a catty?"

"One Piece." Still crisp and neat, without hesitation.

The man changed his face and said, "You know I never sell soy sauce for one yuan a catty here."

"I only want one yuan a catty of soy sauce."

"Can you be serious?"

"Really!"

The soy sauce seller stared at the person in front of him. He is very young, but his eyes will never be forgotten by anyone. It is as quiet as night and as deep as the sea.

He knows that the teenager in front of him is by no means an ordinary person, but he also knows that he will never sell soy sauce for a dollar a catty.

It's still so quiet around, as quiet as death

The sun is setting. He looked at the sunset in the distance and felt unspeakable fear.

He said with a wry smile, "Do you have to buy one yuan a catty?"

"Sure!"

"What if I don't sell it to you?"

"You can try!"

Silence, silence of death.

For a long time, he looked up at the teenager and gritted his teeth. "Well, I'll sell you a pound of soy sauce for a dollar, but don't mention it to outsiders!"

The witty dialogue in Gu Long's novels,

It's a joke to execute it alone.

Come on,

Let's have a look.

Funny contrast of a generation of martial arts writers;

Love a woman

Or turn down a woman,

Gu long teaches you wonderful tricks.

"I'll do whatever he wants me to do."

"Does this mean that you can do whatever he wants you to do?"

"Not bad."

"Do you know this sentence can't be said casually?"

"Why?"

"I used to know a girl who liked to be angry with her friends and often liked to say this sentence!"

"What about the result?"

"As a result, she became my friend's wife."

-from "White Jade Tiger"

"Anyway, you can't expect me to marry you!"

"You really don't marry?"

"Don't marry."

"Resolutely not to marry?"

"Don't marry."

"Will you change your mind?"

"If you don't marry, you won't marry, and you won't marry if you die."

"Thank you very much, thank you very much."

"What do you thank me for?"

"I want to thank not only you, but also God."

"What's the matter with you?"

"I have no other questions, just a little doubt."

"Suspect what?"

"I have always suspected that you want to marry me, so I have been scared to death."

-From "Big Man"

Gu Long is a prodigal son,

His evaluation of women has always been penetrating.

If a woman wants to do something, the best way is to let her do it. She will soon find that it is not as interesting as she thought. Because a woman's interest in anything will not last long, but if you don't let her do it, her interest will be stronger.

Playing tricks on gamblers, poisoning drunkards' cups and calling other women beautiful in front of their wives. Those who have done these three things will definitely regret it.

There may be several women who don't eat, and none who are not jealous.

A woman praises another woman in front of a man, and that woman must be uglier than her. If a man is willing to praise another man in front of a woman, that man must be great.

If you meet a girl you like,

You can try this dialogue.

Leaves open suddenly smiled again: "One more thing."

The woman in red asked, "What is it?"

Leaves open smiled and said, "If a man like me meets a woman like you and doesn't even ask your name, he will let you go. I am sorry for myself and I am sorry for you. "

-Source "The prodigal son of Border Town"

In Gu Long's works,

Serious jokes can be seen everywhere.

"People should have classes."

"But I think everyone should be equal, otherwise it will be unfair."

"Well, let me ask you, if a person is stupid and lazy and does nothing but eat and sleep all day, what kind of person will he become?"

"Beggar."

-Source "Big Man"

Xie Xiaofeng said: "There is a saying that you must never forget."

Tie said frankly, "What words."

Xie Xiaofeng said: "Once you are a Jianghu person, you will always be a Jianghu person."

Tie said frankly: "I also have a sentence."

Xie Xiaofeng said, "What is it?"

Tie said frankly, "As long as you are, you will always be."

-Source "The Sword of the Third Young Master"

He looked at the peanuts in the open leaves and said, "Put them down."

Leaves open: "I can't eat your peanuts?"

The man said coldly, "No, you can let me kill you or me, but you can't eat my peanuts."

Leaves open: "Why?"

This humanity: "Because Lu said."

Leaves open: "Who is Lu?"

This humanity: "I am.

-Source "The prodigal son of Border Town"

Yan said, "After killing someone, I must drink."

The crow said, "I didn't kill anyone, but I also drank."

Yan said, "After drinking, I must find a woman."

The crow said, "I'm looking for a woman who doesn't drink."

Yan laughed and said, "I didn't expect you to be a prodigal son." The crow said, "You too."

They drank a lot.

Yan said, "Since you are a prodigal son, I will let you do it once today."

The crow said, "Let what?"

Yan Shisan said, "Let you pay the bill."

-Source "The Sword of the Third Young Master"

Leaves open could not help but added: "Why are you still wearing this straw hat?"

Mo Jiuxing said, "Because there are dogs barking outside."

Leaves open dazed, way: "There are dogs barking outside, what does it have to do with you wearing a straw hat?"

Mo Jiu Planet coldly said, "What do you care if I wear a straw hat?"

-Source "The prodigal son of Border Town"

Lu Xiaofeng: "Some people seek fame, while others seek profit. What am I looking for? "

Ximen Chuixue light way: "trouble.

-Source "Legend of Lu Xiaofeng"

"I have a secret that has been kept for a long time. If I don't say it, I'm afraid I'll go crazy, but ... but I want to say it, and I'm afraid you'll laugh at me. "

"What about you ... do you have ... sexually transmitted diseases?"

"No."

"It doesn't matter. Just say it, I will never laugh at you. "

"There is more than one kind of lovesickness, but I have the most shameful one."

"Why is it disgusting? My fair lady, my gentleman, I can't get it. This is a matter of course. What is shameful? "

"But ... but ... my lovesickness is not for women."

"Are you lovesick of a man? It won't be me, will it? "

"My illness is not that serious."

-Source "Happy Hero"

"He has a secret to deal with angry people-since you are angry, I will be angry with you again to see how angry you can be."

You'd better look in the mirror in the sewer first, and then buy a stinky tofu to kill you.