Talk about humor jokes.

1, the wind is a little noisy today, which makes my ears buzzing. It seems that I have to put on my headphones to avoid being blown away.

Winter is coming, and my quilt is sick. I will accompany it every day, feed it, cover it and make it happy.

I forgot to wear long trousers when I went out today, and I felt the whole person shivering with cold, like a small motor.

It was as cold as a joke, but I just covered my mouth and forgot to cover my ears.

I just fell down on my bike. I feel pain. I went to the hospital for examination. It turns out that my hand is broken.

6. I heard that jiaozi is more suitable for eating in winter, but why do you still feel cold when you eat jiaozi?

7. It is said that winter is suitable for hibernation, but I choose to watch my mobile phone under the covers.

8, winter is coming, I have to find a girlfriend who can warm the bed, or I have to sleep with an electric blanket every night.

9. Today, I saw a man eating popsicles in the street. I silently touched my head. It's too cold!

10, I heard that winter is a good season to store fat, but I want to hide under the covers to lose weight.

1 1, winter is coming, I have to put a warm baby on my mobile phone, otherwise it will always turn off automatically.

12, the weather today is as cold as a joke. I went out laughing and was blown into a fool by the wind.

13. Hugging ice cream in winter is like hugging the sun in summer.

14, winter is coming, I have to learn to cook Northeast dishes, otherwise I can only eat hot pot every day.

15, as soon as I heard the word winter, I began to lose my mind, my hands and feet were cold and my mouth trembled.

16. In cold weather, nothing is more pleasant than sitting by the fire and eating ice cream.

17, I found that winter is the season of getting fat, because it is too cold to go out for exercise.

18, winter is coming, I have to put a snow chain on my bike, otherwise it will always fall off.

19, I bought a cup of milk tea today, and the straw was frozen by me, so I had to eat it with a spoon.

In cold winter, I just want a warm hug and a cup of hot milk tea.