221 funny personality, the weirder the better.

1. Superman's briefs are stable, which is why he flies so high

2. My dream is to daydream in my dreams

3. If you bully the poor monk, the poor monk will lose face to God

4. If you are short-sighted, you are a beautiful woman from a distance, so it is better to see that you are a diaosi

. Otherwise, my greatness will be out of control.

6. Don't think that you look like a wolf, so I can regard you as a big wolf.

7. You can hold the sky first, and I'll find a stick.

8. Men quarrel with women. Men are like pistols, and women are like machine guns.

9. Do you understand the feeling that wolves fall in love with sheep? That's just wanting to eat its meat

1. I awake light-hearted this morning of spring yawns at home and looks for it. He can't sleep at night and can't wake up during the day

11. In fact, you have one advantage. Ghosts dare not come to your house at night

12. Now you are in a bad mood and can't do anything except eat and eat.

13. If the exam can be upgraded, I'm afraid I will still do it now. Everyone feels like a grave

15. Others think I'm meditating, but I'm actually looking at whether to pick up a dime on the ground

16. Life is too short to be sexy, and a tough life doesn't need to be understood

17. If Altman doesn't fight small monsters, let Transformers save the world

18. If one day you are in No Country for Old Men, Then what will I do to do the laundry and cook?

19. Life is like an old sow going down the stairs. When she falls, she can't get up again.

2. When we lost our handkerchiefs in those years, we all prayed not to throw them on ourselves.

21. It will spread tomorrow, just for fear that one day I will see you unhappy and send you to see God.

22. Never let your face face face me. Because then I will vomit

23. You are a love poison that will be poisoned by anyone who eats it. Can you practice some antidotes

24. Thank you for your smile. I used to panic over my years

25. If you leave me one day, I will stick to you like a gumball. 26. Please continue to love me. Those who hate me, don't give up

27. If you choose to leave, then never look back. In the end, we will never contact each other

28. I want to be the only one for you, and I can't copy or stick to it

29. If you add me with a curious mind, you must never play with fire

3. Even if you are already taken, I will substitute flowers for trees

31. I will put you aside to dry and then take it back. Turn into your wedding dress in heaven

33. All shall be well that ends well, and those who have no money will eventually become house slaves

34. I have gone too far in love, and all kinds of scenery have been seen through

35. If one day you can't see me, maybe I will go to see you in the middle of the night

36. Outside the beauty, but I am a bitch, so. I'm willing to spend my whole life tasting the joys and sorrows you gave me.

38. It takes no effort to really forget.

39. I fucking love you so much, but you fucking ignore me.

4. You have the right to hurt me, but I have no obligation to be hurt by you.

41. Please don't show up while I'm eating. I'm afraid I'll vomit you. That's because the sun in my memory protects you

43. I want to be the tooth in your mouth in the next life, because if I hurt you, it will hurt you

44. That person dares to say that he is pure, and your eyes are cloudy

45. You are a fool who fell in love with a liar and was cheated by the liar all your life

46. You are a pig without reading, and a pig after reading. Originally, I knew that everything was over.

48. The person who made you happy was actually joking with you all the time.

49. He was an idiot and finally turned into a rotten egg after being left for a long time.

5. Time showed me a real phenomenon, that is, you are a bad guy and a funny personality. Let's talk about diaosi boys.

1. No lover catches cold in winter

2. If the whole world abandons you, you must remember me, and I will abandon you

3. When the struggle becomes mixed, I feel that life is really meaningless

4. Now the standard of dating is to have a house and a car, and your parents are dead

5. Now there is less true love, and more is to love you for money

. Let his father take him to the world

7. According to the pig's IQ, I am a handsome boy. Are you the pig?

8. The Buddha said: There is no limit to the sea of bitterness, so turn back to the shore. I said: I don't even have a side, where did I get the shore

9. I went to school just to find someone. This school is a marriage agency.

1. I came to work this morning, and when I was whispering, my colleagues immediately stopped the leader, and this is my friend.

11. Local tyrants also have another meaning, that is, bold and unconstrained soil turtles.

12. I'll talk to you again. So now that I quit

13, I always feel that the money in the bank card can't be taken out, and once it is taken out, it will be gone

14. For those who don't like me, I just want to say one thing, it's time for you to wear sunglasses

15 and look up at the sky at 45 degrees, and all I see is white clouds

16. There are two kinds of women, one is How can you have outstanding taste

18. In this winter, the only thing that never leaves me is the cold

19. In fact, I'm not obscene, but I'm simply not very obvious.

2. I can't bear it anymore.

21. Every woman who loves to sleep has a lover named the quilt.

22. She hasn't come yet. I was plucked out

23. I killed the wolf and spared the tiger. I used to be a 25

24. If I were a B, then you would be a B in B

25. Having a mouth is for you to talk, not for you to put it on display, so don't pretend to be dumb.

26. I have my own things to do. I have no feelings. I just gave it to a scum

28 a few days ago. There is only one end to betraying my friends, that is, don't be a man.

29. I don't feel pain, just because I never cared about

3. I'm really sorry to let you know that I exist, you idiot. I'm happy without you. Just because you are the source of my sadness

32. Don't be sentimental about animals, because you don't know that you hurt them

33. Now that you have come here, there is no reason not to remember

34. Don't think that you are tall, I must look up to you

35. Then who will take care of the dog around you and don't let him bite people everywhere

. But I have never given up going on

37. Breaking up is nothing, and I can still love you

38. I am a genius who went to Tsinghua, but my teacher doesn't know the goods.

39. I will be the tooth in your mouth in my next life, and I will feel

4. I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable. That is, I hang up first

42, elder sister, charming facial features are the beginning of your crime

43, instead of crying, it is better to force a smile, at least to be decent

44, thank the night, no matter how sad today is, tomorrow is a new beginning

45, I don't need your comfort, because at that time, a weak person listened

46. Hate can make you lose everything

47. Face life with a cynical attitude

48. The person who can really hurt you in this world is often the person you love most

49. I have not participated in your past, but there will be me in your future

5. Maybe we don't need each other. It's just that we have a little more lonely qq personality in our life. Let's talk about the funny and wonderful weirdos.

1. The biggest mistake of the school is that menopause hits adolescence, so it's strange not to rebel.

2. When I was young, I thought I fished it from the river. When I was young, I thought I would die if I put bubble gum in my belly.

3. You can only be embarrassed if you have money. If you have no money, you deserve it. This is the social essence now

4. The young people who love me will become more and more promising and more capable

5. If I tell you 1, words of I love you, I will still be indifferent

6. You say that the math problem is not cheap, but we must make it

7. It is not white, not rich, and not indifferent. The quilt is folded in, and the shoulders are jammed in two places.

1. I treat you like a human being, but you bite me back, barking like a dog.

11. Every time I listen to the teacher, the teacher will say that you can go out. Do you know how much I want to go out?

12. I work so hard every day without paying me back.

13. What I don't like most in winter is that. Only to find that Nima actually forgot to turn off the light

14. I am proud of being from the earth, so I live happily on the earth

15. I have to turn on the Xueba system when it is obviously a scum system, which not only consumes electricity, but also has a special card

16. No matter what festivals I have, let me live alone in the exam

17. I quit gorgeously. Make you both happy

18. If you live a miserable life, I will laugh wildly

19. I really envy you having such a good deskmate as me. This is really a blessing for my predecessors.

2. I bought a Bao Oreo and learned to twist it on TV, but I can't turn it off at all.

21. I have been afraid of the dark since I was a child. It's because I dare not look at the blackboard

22. Some people pay for shopping, and some people hold umbrellas when it rains. Even if they bicker, they feel romantic

23. I used to think that people with high qq level are awesome. Now I find that the more people in the sun get older

24. Some people say that IQ will become zero when they fall in love. Am I in love with homework? No, it's

25. Time is like running water, slowly. Then it will gather in time

26. Love is like glass, and it will crack when someone taps it lightly

27. Since we are friends, local tyrants will give us a local gold mobile phone

28. If I can't have the beauty in heaven, then let me go to your world

29. I will work hard to earn money. Buy an ATM later

3. If you see a man who is still dragging his underwear outside, don't be afraid. Maybe he is really a superman.

31. Who said that a woman is narrow-minded? A woman is not narrow-minded. It is a man who took her heart away.

32. Time really flies. In a blink of an eye, you have become an old man.

33. I want to fight all over the world. Let others be jealous.

34. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first or I hang up first.

35. When the goods have an expiration date and people are tired of watching them, how long can you be awesome in my heart?

36. Don't blame me for gaining weight. You are the only one to blame, and it keeps making me angry.

37. Sorry, the number you dialed is married, please. There is no need to contact you in the future.

38. I must live with you. If I don't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

39. Money is a piece of paper if I don't spend it.

4. I am obsessed with two things every day. I don't want to sleep at night and wake up during the day.

41. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately. It killed the students in the end

42. They all said that I was naughty and had ADHD, but I felt that I was the most obedient one

43. Knowing strangers is actually very troublesome, and many lies need to be told again

44. Students: learning the sea is endless, so if you want to use it, you should use Noah's Ark

45. These days, it's not Sohu. Cats just don't understand

46. If the apple tree can really bear an iphone, how wonderful it would be

47. The law of success: read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, sleep more

48. Draw a circle. Whoever is in it is the murderer

49. Every time I see a man grinding and chirping, I will be sloppy. Seeing the teacher, the teacher was surprised to say, it's been a long time, and I've grown so big and funny.

I've selected funny signatures with wonderful jokes.

1. It's not that we fat people are too fat, but that you thin people are malnourished.

2. Love in the name of friendship, so you must learn to be patient.

3. Getting married is not necessarily the person you love most, but it must be the person who suits you best.

4. Parents fool their children into calling for education; Children fool their parents and call them cheating; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

5. Sometimes your anger doesn't mean that you care, and there is distrust.

6. If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have thrown you out

7. The world belongs to us and our sons, but it belongs to those grandchildren in the end.

8. You only have one face and one expression, but you have 365 masks.

9. Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.

1. After breaking up, you think I sacrificed me and you died.

11. It is said that we are the flowers of the motherland. Why are the injured people all me?

12. Is my memory living at the other end of the long street, but my rings died in the long street?

13. I want to eat, I am thin, and I want to eat. I can't have both.