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What's the experience as an old driver?

? Haha, I'm afraid this is an unparalleled sour feeling. Generally speaking, there are advantages and disadvantages. The advantage is that it is convenient to drive in the future. The disadvantage is that you may not feel the pure feelings of your sister, and you may even wonder if you and your girlfriend are of the opposite sex. Let me share some experiences with you.

You drive a tractor and your girlfriend drives a Ferrari.

? I don't know if my friends have the experience that my girlfriend drives harder than you. I just saw a dirty joke and shared it with my girlfriend sitting next to me. I was about to see my girlfriend's blushing smile, only to find that her girlfriend had a meaningful smile on her face and then pulled you to tell a more yellow joke. The depth of the joke is too dirty. I refresh your three views over and over again. You even began to suspect that you might be a fake old man. ?

If your girlfriend is an old driver, it is a disaster and a kind of happiness. The disaster is that you never know when she is driving, and you never know whether she is driving correctly. Sometimes when driving in front of many people, I often blush and even want to stay away from her. I really want to say that I don't know this girlfriend. However, having an old driver's girlfriend is also a kind of happiness, because it may be common for her to tease you. Pinch you here, rub you there, touch you here twice, draw a circle there to declare sovereignty and be a female hooligan, but how can this not be a kind of happiness? There is a saying that if two people want to get closer, they must have a rogue first. If your girlfriend drives a car, you might as well discuss it with her. After all, the discussion is over, gnome male-",so is practice.

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