English joke (very short)

After dieting, a woman feels very good about herself-especially when she

Can put on a pair of jeans that she can't wear anymore.

"Look, look." She shouted and ran downstairs to show her husband. "Can I wear it?

My old jeans again. "

Her husband looked at her for a long time and said, "honey, I love you, but these."

It's my jeans. "

Those are my pants!

A woman feels particularly good about herself after losing weight for a period of time-especially when she can put on jeans that she couldn't wear a long time ago.

Time. She ran downstairs and shouted to her husband, "Look, look. I can put on my old pants again. " Her husband looked at her for a long time, but

Then he said, "Honey, I love you. But those are my pants.