The jokes of nuns and priests

1, the female secretary got into the car of the county magistrate, and the county magistrate could not help but reach out and touch the white thigh of the female secretary. The secretary asked the county magistrate: Do you still remember what Deng Xuan wrote in paragraph 7 of page 2 16? The county magistrate blushed and quickly stopped. When I got home, the county magistrate couldn't wait to open paragraph 7 of page 2 16 of Deng Xuan, only to see that it said: Be bold and step fast ... The county magistrate clapped his legs and shouted: God, how many opportunities will be lost without strong theoretical knowledge! Comrades, study hard! ! !

2. The nun took the priest's car. On the way, the priest put his hand on the nun's snow-white thigh. The nun smiled and said to the priest, do you remember what the Bible says in article 129? The priest blushed and took his hand away. When he got home, the priest hurriedly opened the Bible article 129, which read: "Go deeper and you will get great happiness!" " "The priest shouted: God! Unfamiliar business kills people! I hope you are proficient in business and make continuous progress on 20 10.

3. Male and female colleagues traveled by car, stopped and made out, and were investigated by the police.

Man: Your car?

Answer: unit.

One more question: Is she your wife?

Answer: it is also the unit.

The policeman sighed: "What unit of the dog day, the welfare is really good? Xiao Wang passed a villa, and a used condom flew out of the second floor window and landed on Xiao Wang's face. Xiao Wang was very angry. He went to the door of the villa and knocked at the door. An old gentleman opened the door.

Xiao Wang: "Who is in your room on the second floor?" -

Old man: "On the second floor are my daughter and my future son-in-law."

Xiao Wang took the condom to the old man and said, "In that case, I want to tell you that your future grandson just fell out of the window.". I saved him and give it back to you now. "