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Funny topics of ants and elephants
Q: How many steps does it take to put an elephant in the refrigerator? ?
A: It takes three steps: open the refrigerator door, put the elephant in it, and then close the door.
2. Q: Why didn't the elephant go to the zoo to take part in the sports meeting? ?
A: Because the elephant is still in the refrigerator.
3. Q: Why do ants ride to pick up elephants and leave only a straight footprint when crossing the desert?
Ants ride bicycles.
Q: When the host comes home, he is going to take a can of coke from the refrigerator. Why did he know the ants were inside without opening the door?
Answer: The ant's bike is at the door.
5. Q: An ant had an accident on his way to the gym riding an elephant. The elephant was seriously injured. Many animals donated blood, but why did they all come back?
A: Because that ant is already donating blood, everyone thinks that having that buddy is enough.
Brainstorming theme recommendation:
1. Xiao Wang ate red bean jiaozi in class. The head teacher looked at it and said angrily, "Too idle?" What did Xiao Wang answer that made the class teacher almost faint?
Answer: No, it's sweet.
2. Medically, pain is classified as 12. 1 grade is the pain when bitten by mosquitoes, and 12 grade is the most painful grade, which is the pain during childbirth. Then what is the pain of 13?
Answer: I was bitten by a mosquito when I gave birth.
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