What are some stories that make you sweat?

1. Doraemon: Nobita, I really want to slap you to death? ?

Nobita said: ?You can try to move one of my fingers! ?

, ?Why does Big Big Wolf always want to catch sheep? Just to eat mutton? ?wrong. Big Big Wolf loves his wife very much. His fundamental purpose of catching sheep is to extract sheep placenta! ?

3. The animal school started and the elephant was late. The teacher said angrily: "Why didn't you come until now?" Just don't do it. ?

The elephant said: ?The truth may be late, but it will never be absent. ?

4. One day, Peppa Pig cried and said to her mother: "The children all say that I look like a hair dryer." ?

Mother Pig said distressedly: "Good boy, stay away from my mother when you talk next time, don't mess up my hair." ?

It’s so fun!

5. Meng Po said to the King of Hell: I give people Meng Po soup every day. It’s so boring. I want to be reincarnated.

The King of Hell said: Okay, drink Meng Po soup and then go and be reincarnated. After Meng Po drank the soup, the King of Hell said: From now on, you will be called Meng Po and drink Meng Po soup for people crossing the bridge.

6. The little pig woke up from the nightmare and cried to his mother beside him: "I dreamed that I would be a sailor when I grow up, but I don't like being a sailor." ?

The mother pig stroked the piglet’s head and said: ?Silly boy, don’t be afraid, dreams are all reversed. ?Sure enough, Piggy did not become a sailor, but became a ham.

7. A kind man caught a turtle and wanted to eat it, but he was too embarrassed to eat it directly because of his face, so he put an iron plate on top of the boiling pot to let the turtle crawl over.

He said to the turtle: Life or death is determined by fate. If you can crawl over, your life will not be cut off. If you fall on the way, don't blame this good person for breaking the precepts and eating meat. ? The little turtle endured the high temperature and crawled over. The man was startled, looked around for a while, reached out and grabbed the turtle and said: "Little turtle, you are the best, be good, let's do it again!" The little turtle yelled: "Stop being so hypocritical. If you want to eat steamed food, don't think I don't know!" ?