A collection of humorous and funny confession sentences (79 sentences)

1. I want to give you a nickname, let’s call it Timely Rain, because you always appear when I need you most.

2. I don’t want you to peel an apple either. I’m afraid of blood, so I can’t make you bleed!

3. Without the romance of movies and TV shows, I dare not allow you to do so. Three lives and three lives, I only want to give you two living rooms and three rooms.

4. I don’t need that person to be perfect, I just need you to make me feel that I am yours.

5. You said you are so virtuous and capable that I have liked you for so long. But I am so honored to meet you.

6. I want to hold your hand and go to a place called eternity together, to see the everlasting scenery and taste the taste of the sea and the stone.

7. I want to take you to explore all over the world, eat all over the streets, play in thousands of mountains and rivers, and then go home with me.

8. I don’t want to see this kind of world. I only like you. Only the world with you makes me like it.

9. You will set off tomorrow, but don’t forget to take away my love and leave your heart.

10. I want to put a lock on you and lock myself in your heart. No one else can get in, and I can’t get out.

11. Whether you love me or not, love is there, neither increasing nor decreasing; whether you follow me or not, my hand is in yours and I will never give up or give up.

12. If we could have known each other earlier, we would probably have developed into a couple by now.

13. The first bite of cake for you, the first love words for you, the good morning for you, and the first time I want to give it to you at the right time.

14. When I miss you, I must find you.

15. You ask me whether loving you is worth it. In fact, you should know that love means not asking whether it is worth it.

16. You must not walk alone at night. As long as I am here, I will accompany you!

17. The best encounter in life is at the right time. I happened to meet you at the right time and at the right place. From then on, we held hands and grew old together, walking through a long life.

18. The galaxy is hot, you are the ideal in the world, the night wind is cold, you are the fire in the world.

19. I hope that one day, when you are sick, it will be me who gives you infusions and injections! I will also be the one who cooks porridge for you by your side! It will still be me who accompanies you to laugh and enjoy the scenery.

20. The so-called love means that after all the passion and romance are taken away, you still cherish the other person.

21. In fact, the happiest fairy tale in the world is just spending the years of daily necessities with you.

22. We have known each other for so long, but you don’t know that I have been silently protecting you behind you.

23. Making an appointment to meet can make the days before and after the meeting shine and become a good day.

24. You are a tourist in the mountains, you love all over the world while walking, and you are passionate by nature; I am a cat breeder in the market, I don’t look at passers-by, and I don’t change my lover.

25. A year, a month, a day or an hour does not count as a lifetime.

26. Since you have messed up my heart, when are you going to mess up my bed.

27. You can’t be so weak, you have to be very strong. If you are as unruly as I am, you have to take care of me!

28. I wish to be together and never be separated; Together with you, your black hair will turn gray. I know this is the most beautiful promise I have made to you.

29. In fact, there is nothing important, I just want to hear your voice.

30. Remember, you are my woman, and I don’t want others to share you.

31. As long as you need me at any time or situation, I will come immediately and do my best to do things for you.

32. You are so kind, I really love you. It's a pity that I'm not a poet, so I can't say anything more beautiful.

33. I think of another person. This person is far away in the horizon, but right in front of me. Isn’t it you in front of the screen?

34. I have traveled to many places. I have walked on bridges in many places, seen clouds many times, and drank many kinds of wine, but I have only loved one person at his best age.

35. The world will not be gentle to you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

36. I want to be coquettish to you, want to hold you tightly, and want to prove to you that no matter how harsh the world is, I still prefer you.

37. Your smile is like a clear spring, flowing clear love, washing the sweetness of my heart, touching the nirvana of my love. Loving you is my greatest choice, and it will always be an unchanging declaration. .

38. I just want to turn the page between you and me; even more, I want to turn to the last page to see if it is you who grows old with me.

39. I’ll give you spicy strips, give you matcha ice cream, and give you the rest of my life, day and night.

40. Do you know, I hate you, because you stole my heart, robbed my love, lied to my affection, and will occupy the rest of my life. What I hate you most is that you waste it. My mobile phone bill is a dime!

41. Before I met you, I never thought about getting married. After meeting you, I never thought about others when getting married.

42. My love for you, if I cover my mouth, it will run out of my eyes.

43. What we have to do is hold each other’s hands until the end, and leave the rest to fate.

44. A princess doesn’t need love, but she needs a prince-in-law. I don’t want a prince-in-law, I only want you.

45. Do you have feelings for me? I guess not. Then I will probably give you a hug.

46. I have decided to like you for the rest of my life, not your life, but my life. As long as I am alive, I will continue to like you.

47. For the rest of my life, I just want to hold your hand, from the dawn of dawn to the twilight of snow.

48. If only I could be invisible, then I would hide in your pillow, in the wind, and in your pocket.

49. Your two-character name cannot form a sentence, but it enriches my heart.

50. People say that those who tease you will die quickly, so give me a cemetery, just to tease you by force.

51. Who should you listen to? This is the territory of labor and management, so of course I have to listen to you!

52. I have also wasted my time, and even thought of death recklessly, but because of love After falling in love with you, I began to long for a long life.

53. I don’t have time to get involved in your past. I will be with you to the end for your future.

54. Spring flowers, autumn moon, summer breeze, winter snow, these are all beautiful, but only your heart is the four seasons I want to visit.

55. I have been a complete failure in my life. I can’t wait for a rain in three years, and I can’t wait for a word of “I love you” in my life.

56. It would be great if you could decide who you dream about every day when you fall asleep. I will definitely leave many days for you.

57. Those stars used to be very beautiful, until they accidentally looked into your eyes.

58. They are passers-by around me, but you are the one I try hard to keep!

59. I want to be with you, even if the ground is full in front of me Thorns, even if thousands of people block them, even if they are gray-haired.

60. If you can watch me until I turn into an ugly old man with a bald head and a fat belly, then I will also keep watching you until you turn into a withered body and wrinkled face. old lady.

61. I like someone, but I dare not say it. I can only say that it is the person who is reading my text.

62. Why do I look at you! You are the only one in my eyes, no one else do you look at!

63. Every time I can hear your good night before going to bed, it belongs to me. The simplest and most lasting happiness.

64. The so-called happiness is to live with the right person in a mutually comfortable way.

65. Just count your fingers, girl, you are missing me in your destiny.

66. It’s not that without you, I would be single all my life. But, without you, I don’t want to be single.

67. Do you know the difference between me and an ATM? The ATM can withdraw money but I am only responsible for marrying you and making money.

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69. I have gained weight recently. I did not eat secretly, but secretly put your mind at ease.

70. I didn’t have time to participate in your past; but you must have me in your future.

71. My clothes got wet, I fell down, and my teeth broke. I lost all my good luck, but I still didn’t meet you.

72. We play rock-paper-scissors. If you lose, you will stay with me for the rest of your life; if I lose, I will stay with you for the rest of my life.

73. The first time I saw you, God whispered four words in my ear, and I was doomed.

74. You are the calamity that I cannot survive in this life. One more glance will make my heart soft, and one hug will make me fall.

75. Speaking of the advantages of my girlfriend, it is that she can choose a man with small eyes like me.

76. I want to put you in the morning sunshine, so that I can see you when I open my eyes. I want to put you in the moonlight at night, so that I can dream of you when I close my eyes.

77. No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it cannot compare to your smile. People who have never seen you will not understand.

78. I want to give you happiness with my own hands, but I don’t trust others.

79. I like you all the time, and I also like some people when they occasionally look like you.