Kneel for a short but not tacky joke!

1. A young man is shopping in the supermarket. Suddenly an old lady came up to him and said sadly, "young man, you are too much like my son who just died." I really miss him. Can you call me:' goodbye, mom!' "

The young man felt sorry for the old lady and shouted, "goodbye, mom!" " "

"Hey, bye, kid!" The old lady said loudly and left.

The young man was about to leave when he bought something. The clerk stopped him: "Sir, your mother's money has not been paid yet!" " "

2. A: "My daughter's music class is a treasure to me."

B: "Why?"

Answer: "Because the music class made us buy our neighbor's house at half price."

Mom's birthday is today, and two children want her to stay in bed. She smelled the tempting smell of meat coming from the kitchen and waited happily for the children to bring her breakfast.

However, after a while, the children woke her up. When she came out, she saw two children sitting at the dining table, with a big plate of ham and eggs in front of each.

A child said to her, "This is our gift to you-we made it ourselves."

A few days ago, my girlfriend asked me to go to the hospital, so I asked what was going on. She said her legs are a little bent, which is also commonly known as O-legs. She felt that it affected her beauty, so she decided to go to the hospital to see if there was any solution. Because her girlfriend has always been very gentle, she feels a little embarrassed. It was her first time to come to the hospital for beauty treatment, so when the doctor asked her what was going on, she said, doctor, I have everything between my legs. The doctor was surprised and immediately said: nonsense, it was the gentlemen who didn't meet. .........

A child was sitting at the door playing, and a middle-aged man asked him, "Is your father at home?"

The child answered "at home", and the middle-aged man rang the doorbell for a long time, but no one answered the door.

So the man asked angrily, "Why don't you open the door?"

The little boy replied, "I don't know, this is not my home!" " "

6. There is a fool near the unit, who seems to have had some operation and broke his brain at once, so there is something wrong with his nerves and brain. This man is always chasing people every day, whether he knows them or not, and asks, Really? Is it? Is it? ..... I caught a man with these two words. I can ask him n times. I met him at the gate of the unit once after work.

I was in a hurry when he came over, and I saw that he seemed to want to talk to me. I quickly said, yes, yes, yes, ... As a result, the fool only said two words ... stupid ... and almost fainted.

7. When I was in high school, I had lunch with my friends near the school. He ordered a bowl of lasagna and another friend was drinking coke. Then I wonder who told a joke. The coke drinker laughed so hard that coke dripped from his nose. Friends laugh at others' embarrassment, but Zhang Kuan's face comes out of his nostrils!

After graduating from college, I can't help laughing every time I see him.

8. I once talked with several classmates.

Go to the high school teacher's house to see him,

An old man, and when he left,

We left some fruit for our teacher.

But the teacher held the monitor's computer bag tightly and said:

"Look, come and see what I brought. ...

9. The wife said, "Help me clean the house!"

The husband said, "honey, I don't feel well." Look: my hands are shaking ... "

The wife said, "Shake the carpet first!

I hope this helps.