Very funny and hurtful words.

You look happy when you drag a pig shopping. I passed by and said sympathetically, "Look at a person's grade and who he is with." Before I finished, I saw the pig abandon you with disdain.

Whether you are a pig or not, you answer no, being beaten-dishonest! The next day, I asked you if you were a pig, and your answer was, beaten-not modest! On the third day, I asked you if you were a pig, but you didn't say a word and were beaten wildly-even if you were a pig, you still dragged on! ! !

What happened? I just called your mobile phone, and when the bell rang, I was prompted: The user is eating grass, please don't disturb! I can't believe it. Call again and say: the subscriber you dialed has been sent to the slaughterhouse. Please share it later! Are you okay? !

Ignored? Being bullied? Nobody loves you? It doesn't matter! Even if no one in this world loves you, cares about you and values you! My door is still open for you! Chengdu Mental Hospital gives you a five-star home!

Missing is like chocolate, bitter! That's great. Dare not miss you! Afraid of missing you! I dare not say I miss you, but I'm afraid I miss you more! In fact, I really miss you, miss you, and become a pig!

Calculate the title of the road, choose a number from 1 to 8 as A, A plus 3 minus 2 to get B, and B times 9 to get C; Add 10 digits to C to get D, multiply D by 50 to get E, and subtract 200 from E to get F, which means your life. Very clever!

Legend has it that it is clever to wish on a shooting star. I wait every day. That day, I finally saw a meteor. I close my eyes and make a wish before it falls, hoping that you will become smarter from an idiot. When I opened my eyes, I was surprised to find that the meteor flew back in the same way!

One day, the underworld boss asked you: 1 plus 1 what is it? You wondered, hesitated for a long time and said: equal to 2. The boss took out his gun and killed you with a bang. The boss blew a cigarette at the gun and said, you know too much ~

Don't get drunk again. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, "Are you a brother?" It's two brothers! "

Being friends with you for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to answer you. Therefore, in the next life, if you are a cow and a horse, I will definitely pull weeds for you to eat.