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Ask a father and son to discuss the starry sky (not too short). English is the best! Thank you!

Father and son went camping.

After a big meal, they lay down to sleep.

A few hours later, the son woke up and gently pushed his father.

"Father, look up and tell me what you see."

Father replied, "I see thousands of stars."

"What does this tell you?"

Father pondered for a while.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies.

And potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observed Saturn in Leo.

According to horology, I infer that the time is about 3: 15.

Theologically, I can see that God is powerful and we are small.

And insignificant.

Meteorologically speaking, I doubt that it will be fine tomorrow.

What about you, son? "

The son was silent for a second and then spoke.

"It told me," he said, "that someone had stolen our tent."